You love to do dishes and clean.
You love David Sedaris' Six to Eight Black Men
You spend a surprising amount of time looking stuff up
You own a lot of Christmas Albums
You are a dog whisperer.
Popcorn strands on your head
A beautiful sweater (thank god for the sweater shaver)
A necklace with a tree pendant
My new fancy sleeping bag (did you know it's warmer than your mom?)
Terrasoles (did you know they are a shoe and a slipper?)
A Christmas Lifetime Movie
Sweet Potato fries.
Thanksgiving feast! And, while I will not be eating them, I will give you great advice on how to cook your Turkey and Dressing.
Curried butternut squash soup from scratch
Popcorn (while I'm making popcorn strands for the Christmas tree)
A can of spaghetti and meatballs
A personalized Christmas mix CD
A wacky, hilarious card
Tooth soap (did you know it's better to brush your teeth with soap than toothpaste?)
A pan of famous Ghiradelli chocolate brownies
Cursing, and making wise cracks (influence of Amy A)
Organizing your papers
Spouting off random facts you learned on wikipedia or yahoo news
Perfecting your dog whispering skills
Learning how to make badass cut-out snowflakes