What Kind Of Stoner Are You?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 1407

What Kind Of Stoner Are You?

Quiz to see what kind of stoner you are. Don't take it seriously, nobody knows you and your reasons like you do.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're offered to share a joint with some people you met while out one night. What's your reaction?
    • A. 

      Yeah, for sure. I'm already so high man, this'll be awwesome. Let's smoke up that joint and then pack a buncha weed into my pipe too and smoke that as well.

    • B. 

      Sure, not about to pass up free weed.

    • C. 

      A joint is like a marijuana cigarette right?

    • D. 

      Yeye, this is tight. What better way to get the party started?

    • E. 

      HEEEELLLL YAAAAAAA! IM NOT EVEN ALLOWED OUT TONIGHT BUT I SNUCK OUT AND NOW IM BLAZING TOO! THATS SO BADASS!

    • F. 

      Ah, I'm already on e. Wait...if you mix e and pot that makes you hilucinate right? Oh shit, I gotta try this.

    • G. 

      That's okay, I'm gunna go blaze my home grown bud over here with the science kids and discuss the kinetic molecular theory.

    • H. 

      Oh, thank God you have some. My back is killing me.

    • I. 

      Yes, I suppose. Maybe I'll feel happier after a few tokes.

  • 2. 
    How much weed do you usually get at a time?
    • A. 

      Ususally around two ounces.

    • B. 

      A few joints.

    • C. 

      Well, I'm willing to spend $5 on it, so how much will that get me?

    • D. 

      Enough to keep the party goin for me and my friends.

    • E. 

      LOTS! CUZ IM NOT ALLOWED! AND THATS BAD!

    • F. 

      I'd rather buy e or coke or acid.

    • G. 

      At least an 8th. Usually about a 40 bag.

    • H. 

      However much my doctor perscribes.

  • 3. 
    Do you own a pipe or a bong?
    • A. 

      Pipe, bong, vaporizer...if you can smoke dope out of it, I got it.

    • B. 

      I don't smoke weed enough to need one.

    • C. 

      What's a bong?

    • D. 

      I have a pipe in case I run out of rollies on the go.

    • E. 

      SHOULD I GET ONE OF THOSE? HOW BADASS WOULD THAT BE???

    • F. 

      I own a crack pipe.

    • G. 

      Yes.

    • H. 

      I just smoke joints.

  • 4. 
    You'd rather...
    • A. 

      Blaze everywhere, every day, any time.

    • B. 

      Blaze on 420.

    • C. 

      I'd rather what?

    • D. 

      Blaze at a party or with a large group of people.

    • E. 

      BE BADASS!

    • F. 

      Do some e or coke or acid.

    • G. 

      Blaze at home and go over the big bang theory.

    • H. 

      Not be in pain.

  • 5. 
    You smoke marijuana because...
    • A. 

      I like to be high. All. Day. Long.

    • B. 

      It's nice.

    • C. 

      Who says I do?

    • D. 

      It gets the party started.

    • E. 

      IM NOT ALLOWED! THATS BADASS!

    • F. 

      It's mind altering. But e, coke and acid are better.

    • G. 

      It opens my mind to so many more possibilities.

    • H. 

      It kills the pain.

  • 6. 
    LEGALIZE MARIJUANA?!?!?!?!
    • A. 

      OH HELL YA!

    • B. 

      Sure, that'd be dope.

    • C. 

      It's not legal?

    • D. 

      Yeye!

    • E. 

      NO! THEN IT WOULDNT BE BADASS!

    • F. 

      Ask me again when I'm not on crack.

    • G. 

      That would be nice.

    • H. 

      Yes please. Then I wouldn't have to keep going to get these perscriptions.

  • 7. 
    S.W.E.D. ?
    • A. 

      I do.

    • B. 

      Naahh.

    • C. 

      What? Sing with ears down?

    • D. 

      Every weekend!

    • E. 

      CUZ ITS BADASS!

    • F. 

      I prefer e, coke and acid.

    • G. 

      Yeah, for sure.

    • H. 

      I don't think I could stand the pain if I didn't.

  • 8. 
    What's your favorite part of being high?
    • A. 

      All of it.

    • B. 

      Just the all around goodness. I don't blaze often so when I do it's really nice.

    • C. 

      ................................There's different parts?

    • D. 

      It makes everything so much more funny and enjoyable! Throw in some alcohol and you have a real good time!

    • E. 

      ITS BADASS!

    • F. 

      The part where the blue monkey starts singing to the big pink whale and the whole ocean opens up into a glittering passage that leads to the stars where the...oh wait. We are talking about acid trips right?

    • G. 

      I love how my writing comes out when I blaze.

    • H. 

      I like it when the pain is gone.

  • 9. 
    Last time you blazed?
    • A. 

      10 minutes ago.

    • B. 

      A few weeks ago.

    • C. 

      Okay so when you say "blaze", are you refering to the action of smoking marijuana?

    • D. 

      Last weekend.

    • E. 

      LAST NIGHT WHEN I SNUCK OUT!

    • F. 

      Coooocaaaaaaiiiiinnnnneeee

    • G. 

      An hour or so ago.

    • H. 

      I'm gunna go blaze right after this quiz, the pain is beginning to return.

  • 10. 
    What are your thoughts on marijuana really?
    • A. 

      I can't see my life without marijuana in it.

    • B. 

      It's good stuff.

    • C. 

      Thoughts on marijuana...yes well...lets see. So much to talk about here...hmmmm....

    • D. 

      Gets the party started.

    • E. 

      ITS BADASS!

    • F. 

      Meh. E, coke and acid all the way.

    • G. 

      I love the new perspectives on life it gives me.

    • H. 

      Kills the pain.