Quiz: What Kind Of Stoner Are You?

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What kind of Stoner are you? Weed, marijuana, and cannabis are just but to name a few of the terms used to refer to the coveted herb. If you are a stoner, take this quiz to find out which type you are.

Questions and Answers

1.

You're going to chill with a few of your friends, what do you do?
- A.
  
  Bring my weed, my pipe, and have a good time.
- B.
  
  Smoke a bunch of weed, and have random funny conversations with people.
- C.
  
  Take a nug and leave the rest at home; I'll find someone who will pitch theirs.
- D.
  
  Get really baked, and then just listen to other people's conversations.
2.

You're finishing off a huge blunt and your friend drops the burning roach in their shoe. You?
- A.
  
  Laugh at the situation.
- B.
  
  Don't even notice that it happens cause you were busy watching a bird fly by.
- C.
  
  Say "man go find that roach, I collect them."
- D.
  
  Take their shoe off and save them from getting burnt.
3.

Someone loses a gram in their couch.
- A.
  
  You quickly throw off all the cushions desperately trying to look for it.
- B.
  
  Say "hey, maybe we'll find change for munchies" and joke about it.
- C.
  
  Pull out a big bag of weed and roll up a joint. And then help them look for it later.
- D.
  
  You guys don't even notice cause you're busy watching TV.
4.

When you're the only one of your friends who has dope. What will you do?
- A.
  
  Pack a bowl and pass it around, everyone will get a toke.
- B.
  
  You roll a pinner and smoke it with certain people.
- C.
  
  I got enough to go around.
- D.
  
  I'm already baked but I'm gonna smoke some more just for something to do.
5.

You have to go to Walmart, and you just finished hotboxing your car.
- A.
  
  You make someone else go in for you.
- B.
  
  You go in, and forget what you came in to buy.
- C.
  
  You get a comment from the cashier about you're "perfume," and you laugh it off.
- D.
  
  You look at the kids toys and make them all go off at once, and then laugh so hard your sides hurt.
6.

Your favorite stoner foods are:
- A.
  
  Anything, as long as it's edible.
- B.
  
  Quick & easy junk foods.
- C.
  
  Silly cheese string.
- D.
  
  McDonald's, it's cheap.
7.

You run out of papers to roll, now what?
- A.
  
  You run to the store and buy some.
- B.
  
  You get your buddy to go get them for you.
- C.
  
  You go to the store twice because the first time you forgot what you needed.
- D.
  
  You put it in the hookah.
8.

You and your group have gathered for a weed party, one of your friends has brought liquor. Would ya drink it too while smoking weed?
- A.
  
  Yes, definitely!
- B.
  
  Not sure, I am just happy with weed but can consider alcohol too if it doesn't kill me.
- C.
  
  Well, I can take one sip or two. Wouldn't hurt, would it?
- D.
  
  No, I am a pure natural stuff kind of guy.

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