I would like to exact revenge on someone who has wronged me.
My love for suffering.
I love using my devious nature to get what I want.
I don't need motivation.
This world is not going to take over itself.
No, I need a leader.
I don't need help being a jerk.
A faithful, intellectually inferior sidekick is always useful for doing my dirty work.
Whatever makes it easier to carry out my tasks.
Something fearsome and elaborate that strikes fear into the hearts of everyone.
Taking over the world.
Stealing candy from a baby.
Capturing your adversary.
Forcing someone to marry you.
Manipulating someone to get what you want.
Making your leader happy.
Causing chaos and suffering in the world.
Perfectly planned schemes.
An army of minions/loyal subjects.
Whatever it takes to get the job done.
Someone showing me kindness.
The incompetence of my minions.
A hero who will stop at nothing to defeat me.
Something clever, and devilishly catchy.
Theme song? Life is not a musical.