What Kind Of A Dog Owner Are You?

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What Kind Of A Dog Owner Are You?

Dogs are great. . . Until they're not. That's why dogs have owners--to take care of the crap that dogs leave behind (literally and figuratively). What kind of a dog owner are you? Take the quiz below to find out.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You are walking your dog through the neighborhood, and he stops to poop. You forgot to bring a poop bag!  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Hurry home, grab a poop bag, and return to clean it up.

    • B. 

      Look around for something to clean it up with. If you can't find anything, leave it, but feel guilty.

    • C. 

      Pause to look at the poop, realize you can't do anything about it, and continue on your walk.

    • D. 

      Poop bag? Why should I bring a poop bag?

  • 2. 
    Your dog barks at everyone who walks past your house.  Your neighbors have called to say that they're tired of listening to it.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Apologize for the annoyance. Invest in barking inhibitors until you find one that works. Check in with neighbors to see if there is a change.

    • B. 

      Say you are sorry. Get a bark collar.

    • C. 

      Ignore your neighbors. Give your dog more food.

    • D. 

      Tell your neighbors to go to hell. Your dog is on your property.

  • 3. 
    Your dog, a total sweetheart as far as you are concerned, attacks another dog.  The other dog's owner, clearly upset, demands your contact information.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Remain calm. Apologize while asking if the dog's owner is also hurt. Provide medical care if necessary and possible. Provide your contact information. Offer a ride to a vet.

    • B. 

      Apologize. Provide your contact information.

    • C. 

      Refuse your contact information until the other owner threatens to call the police. Then, give it grudgingly.

    • D. 

      Tell the other dog's owner that it was her dog's fault and walk away.

  • 4. 
    You are taking your dog on a walk and she begins to pee on someone's front lawn.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      It would never happen. I don't let my dog walk on other people's grass lawns.

    • B. 

      Quickly hustle your dog to a non-grass area to finish urinating. Dog urine kills grass!

    • C. 

      Isn't that what grass is for? Dogs to pee on?

    • D. 

      Is my dog peeing? Whatever. Fuck your lawn.

  • 5. 
    You're off-leash walking on a trail with your beloved dog.  A hiker approaching you says hi. Your dog stops short, raises its hackles, and growls at the hiker.  The hiker says, "Can you get your dog, please? It's making me uncomfortable." What do you do?
    • A. 

      Immediately grab the dog by it's collar/scruff and tell it "NO!" Apologize to the hiker and hold the dog until the hiker passes.

    • B. 

      Tell your dog to knock it off. If it doesn't, yank it's collar/scruff and hurry it by the hiker.

    • C. 

      Say, "Don't worry. He's friendly. Trust me!"

    • D. 

      Say, "This trail's open to everyone. If you don't like dogs, don't come here."

  • 6. 
    The hotel you are staying in with your dog is pet-friendly, but it has a policy that pets can't get on the bed or other furniture.  Your dog is used to getting on the furniture at home.  What do you do?
    • A. 

      Make a comfy bed for your pet on the floor and make sure he stays there.

    • B. 

      Let the dog on the bed for a little bit, but cover it first with towels or other sheets.

    • C. 

      You paid a fee for the dog to stay, so he can use the furniture as much as he wants.

    • D. 

      Pet policy? I didn't read anything about a pet policy. C'mon, Fido! Up on the bed!

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