What Kind Of Crazy Are You?

4 Questions

What Kind Of Crazy Are You?

Yes, we all know that you're crazy, buy what kind?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you insane?
    • A. 

      No. But the voices disagree.

    • B. 

      Why, do I look insane. Oh my god, I probably am!

    • C. 

      No, they all deserved to die.

    • D. 

      Don't call me crazy, you motherf-

    • E. 

      No, I have a perfectly good reason to kill this woman.

    • F. 

      Yes, thank you.

    • G. 

      No, I've behaved pretty normally since that restraining order.

    • H. 

      Yes.

  • 2. 
    What is your favorate color?
    • A. 

      Red. No! Blue. No! I can't deside. There's just way to much pressure.

    • B. 

      Red, like the blood of a million inferior people.

    • C. 

      None of your bussiness, punk.

    • D. 

      Pink, like that guy's brains.

    • E. 

      Oranurple

    • F. 

      Black, always black, I must have black.

    • G. 

      Orange, like fire.

    • H. 

      The same color that dragon in my bathroom is.

  • 3. 
    What do you do for a living?
    • A. 

      I'm an exterminator.

    • B. 

      I'm a dentist.

    • C. 

      I'm a butcher.

    • D. 

      I work at McDonalds.

    • E. 

      I paint the "m"s on M&M's.

    • F. 

      I demolish houses.

    • G. 

      Guys in white coats test stuff on me.

    • H. 

      I oversee survailance camera's at malls.

  • 4. 
    What do you do in your free time?
    • A. 

      I hurt people.

    • B. 

      I plot how to kill the new guy at work.

    • C. 

      I eat cookies with bacon. But not on Tuesdays. On Tuesdays I sleep.

    • D. 

      Follow her.

    • E. 

      Blow stuff up.

    • F. 

      Talk to space aliens.

    • G. 

      I don't leave work. They might find me.

    • H. 

      I kill people.