WHAAAAAA!!! FIRE! STOP DROP ROLL!!!!! Heeeeeeee.....!!!!
Don't worry, it's probably just a drill...
Don't worry! I'll save you all!
FIRE! Move out of my way, the king (me) needs to get out of the building first!!!
Act cool and unhurt.
Accept it and wich your friend a fun time.
Punch them until they cry for mercy.
Say that it was fine and sliky sadly into the darkness.
Write YOU STINK really big on the piece of paper and write down another calssmate's test. When the classmate that you chose turns their test in, (it is a smart classmate) you erase their name and put your name down.
Pretend to do it with no problem.
Stay calm and do your best.
Ask the teacher for help.
Say that it was true, but add something to make it sound really funny. That will teach him!
Again, punch them until they cry for mercy.
Quietly consult your friend about it.
Say loud and clear in front of everyone that it wasn't true.