Swift right to the jaw. Just tell the bouncer they tripped.
Dump your entire drink on that drunk idiot, what were they thinking, Oh they weren't.
Make a scene! How dare they spill a drink on you, it totally ruined your outfit, you need to go home and change.
It happens. Go in the bathroom and clean them off the best you can before heading back out to enjoy the rest of your night.
Depends on who you are with. If they get hyphy about it you get hyphy, no big deal to them no big deal to you.
You knew this was going to happen! And how could your friends let them do that? What kind of friends are they?
Finish getting the essentials. If they are done talking by time you are done great otherwise you can thumb through the new issue of Us weekly.
Cock that eyebrow and size em up. Do you need vaseline and to take your earrings off?
Walk off and then double back through the clothes and spy on them. If you have to make a few passes and throw some things in your basket to look like you are shopping.
You knew it was coming to this. But in your face, you need to add razors to your list of essentials now.
Let that stranger know that your SO has twelve kids and herpes.
Act like you know them. Involve yourself in the conversation.
This is life's cruel joke to remind you that you have are cursed. No doubt in your head now.
Smile for them. Tell everyone how freakin happy your are for them and that is nice to see someone other than yourself getting along so well in life(though you hate your life and would trade it to the server at the bar you are mooping at)
F*c% em. They were not shit in high school that aren't now. They are probably faking it and if you see them you will call them on it!
Tell everyone how good of friends you guys were(even if you weren't). Intergrate yourself in their lives as much as possible, they are your new best friend.
That's great. Always good to see good people get good things.
Will just be a matter of time before they loose everything or do someone wrong.
You just had it appraised too. Figures, you love the car so someone has to destroy it.
Wait till you get in a fender bender and blame it on the other guy. Someone has to pay and why cause that commotion at your job they believe you are a good person. Ha!
Blow up! Walk back in that place and start tossin papers and gettin in peoples faces. Somoene knows who did it. They ain't knowin who you are! Represent!
It is not someone at work, it is that damn ex, they are getting it and you have just the plan, nail polish remover and a rake.
Search every car in the parking lot taking numbers and paint samples, someone will fix this injustice!
It happens. Your buddies are coming over this weekend. a little buff or that ten dollar kit will fix it right up. More time with the friends.