What Badass Facebook Application Are You?

8 Questions | Total Attempts: 39

What Badass Facebook Application Are You? - Quiz

Which of the BADASS facebook apps are you most like? Also, this quiz curses more than your grandpa with Tourettes, so don't take it if you don't like cursing!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FUCKING BIRTHDAY. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASSFUCKING ICECREAM CAKE DO YOU DO??
    • A. 

      BUY THAT BITCHING FRIEND OF MINE A FUCKING HONDA!

    • B. 

      THROW THEM A SHITASS AWESOME PARTY ON MY MOTHERFUCKING YACHT!!

    • C. 

      DRAW THEM A PICTURE OF A FUCKING CAKE WITH SOME SHIT-ON-FIRE CANDLES!!

    • D. 

      PICK THEM SOME MOTHERFUCKING FLOWERS FROM MY FUCKING PRETTY GARDEN!

    • E. 

      SHOOT THEIR WORST ENEMEY IN THE FUCKING HEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

  • 2. 
    SOME MOTHERFUCKING BITCH JUST SAID SHE DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE YOUR SHOES. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SAY TO THAT FUCKING WHORE?
    • A. 

      I RUN THAT FUCKING SLUTASS BITCH OVER WITH MY DAMN HUMMER!

    • B. 

      ME AND MY FUCKING CLIQUE GO UP AND BITCHSLAP HER IN THE FUCKING FACE!!

    • C. 

      DRAW A FUCKING PICTURE OF A RHINO FUCKING HER IN THE DAMN FACE WITH IT'S HORN!

    • D. 

      I THROW SOME FUCKING COW SHIT AT THAT BITCH!!

    • E. 

      SHOOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE!!

  • 3. 
    YOU'RE GOING TO A FUCKING PARTY. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU WEAR?
    • A. 

      I'M NOT FUCKING GOING TO THAT SHIT PARTY; I'M THE CHAUFFEUR, DUMBASS

    • B. 

      A FUCKING GUICCI DRESS!!

    • C. 

      A SMOCK OR SOMETHING SO I DON'T GET FUCKING SPRAY PAINT ON ME!

    • D. 

      SOME FUCKING OVERALLS AND A CHECKERED SHIRT!

    • E. 

      A BLACK FUCKING SUIT AND SOME MOTHERFUCKING BADASS SUNGLASSES!

  • 4. 
    WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR FUCKING SPARE TIME??
    • A. 

      I LIKE TO FUCKING DRIVE AND RUN THE FUCKING SLOW PEOPLE THE HELL OVER WITH MY CAR

    • B. 

      I LIKE TO FUCKING HANG OUT WITH MY CLIQUE AND GO SHOPPING AND SHIT

    • C. 

      I LIKE TO DRAW FUCKING PICTURES AND STUFF

    • D. 

      I LIKE TO FUCKING PLANT VEGETABLES AND SHIT

    • E. 

      I LIKE TO FUCKING SHOOT PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE IN THEIR MOTHERFUCKING UGLY FACES

  • 5. 
    YOUR MOM JUST FUCKING DIED. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO??
    • A. 

      I FUCKING DRIVE MY CAR OF A CLIFF!

    • B. 

      I COLLECT MY FUCKING INHERITANCE AND GO ON A FUCKING SHOPPING SPREE, BITCH!

    • C. 

      I DRAW A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY MOM IN MEMORY OF HER.

    • D. 

      I FUCKING GROW SOME BLACK ROSES AND PUT THEM ON HER MOTHERFUCKING GRAVE.

    • E. 

      ONE OF MY FUCKING MEMBERS FINALLY OFFED THAT BITCH? FINALLY, SHE WAS STARTING TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!

  • 6. 
    YOUR PARENTS ARE LETTING YOU GET WHATEVER PET YOU FUCKING WANT! WHAT PET DO YOU FUCKING CHOOSE??
    • A. 

      I DON'T FUCKING LIKE ANIMALS; I WANT ANOTHER CAR!

    • B. 

      A FUCKING PERSIAN CAT OR A LITTLE DOG THAT I CAN DRESS UP IN FUCKING STUPID OUTFITS AND CARRY IN MY FUCKING COACH PURSE

    • C. 

      SOMETHING THAT I CAN FUCKING DRAW.

    • D. 

      A GOATFUCKING COW OR SOMETHING!

    • E. 

      SOMETHING THAT CAN RIP SHIT UP, LIKE A FUCKING DOBERMAN!

  • 7. 
    YOU'RE AT A PARTY AND THEY'RE PLAYING LAME FUCKING MUSIC. WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING REACTION??
    • A. 

      I FUCKING DRIVE MY CAR THROUGH THE WALL AND START BLASTING SOME FUCKING BETTER MUSIC!

    • B. 

      I FUCKING BITCH SLAP THE DJ AND TELL HIM TO PLAY SOME JONAS BROTHERS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!

    • C. 

      I FUCKING DUMP SOME PAINT ON THE DJ AND TELL HIM TO PLAY SOME FUCKING INDIE MUSIC!

    • D. 

      I FUCKING GO OVER TO THE DJ AND TELL HIM TO FUCKING PLAY THE COTTON-EYED JOE BEFORE I KICK THAT FUCKER'S LIBERAL ASS IN THE FACE!

    • E. 

      I FUCKING SHOOT THE DJ IN THE HEAD.

  • 8. 
    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW THE MOTHERFUCK UP?
    • A. 

      A FUCKING RACE CAR DRIVER!

    • B. 

      I'M TOO FUCKING RICH TO NEED A JOB, BITCH.

    • C. 

      A FUCKING AMAZING ARTIST!

    • D. 

      A FUCKING FARMER, YOU FUCKING CITY-SLICKER!

    • E. 

      A FUCKING GANGSTER, MOTHERFUCKER!!

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