Skip the socks.
Always have clean socks.
Call your Mom and ask her if you can run by a borrow a pair of your Dad's socks
Stay home and do laundry because what would people think of you if you weren't wearing socks?
Put on a pair of dirty socks.
Say "Oh, I never listen to music."
Say "That's been my favorite song since the day it was released."
Say "I hate that song!"
Say "That's a good song. Really good."
Start telling all of your friends that your friend's song is your favorite song.
Try them by biting into them, and then if you don't like that kind, you put them back in the little brown paper thingies.
Read the chart on the box locating the cholcolates that you do like.
Carefully remove the chocolate coating on a little place on the underside of the chocolate, and then if it is a kind that you don't like put it back in the little paper thingie.
Keep the chocolates that you pick up no matter what.
Don't even go there, because you remember how angry everyone gets when things start happening to the chocolates.