Tell them "This ain't scorpions turf"
Offer them a coca-cola
Hop on the polar express
Pick up teams and have a pine cone fight
A heavy sack of marbles
The afflack duck on that little pack of bubble fruit something. The one with the sticky head. You know
Cousin Kirby from that one episode of the jetons.
The grandpa from HEY ARNOLD with like a bone or something sticking out of his head.
Call the cops
Ask for nudie photos
Panic, call the cops, and tell them she sent your underage son nudie photos
Big Black and Beautiful
Edward Scissor Face
Call up your friend and instigate a fight
Trace the call and slay the prankster like a dragon
The School Yard
The doghouse (waynes bar)
If you must ask.
Over my dead body
Yes sir, may I have another?
...have more words.
...make the young girls cry.
...make the young girls get restraining orders placed on me.
Judas up until that whole crucify the son of God thing
Alien Anal Prob
In your sleep
In your sleep with an alien anal prob
Peanut Butter Poisoning