The Animal Personality: Quiz!

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The Animal Personality: Quiz!

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If you were in the wild and an angry flock of polar bears stepped on you turf what would you do?
    • A. 

      Tell them "This ain't scorpions turf"

    • B. 

      Offer them a coca-cola

    • C. 

      Hop on the polar express

    • D. 

      Pick up teams and have a pine cone fight

  • 2. 
    If you could have one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
    • A. 

      Spam

    • B. 

      A heavy sack of marbles

    • C. 

      Lady Fingers

    • D. 

      The afflack duck on that little pack of bubble fruit something. The one with the sticky head. You know

  • 3. 
    If you had to choose between the following cartoon characters, which would you pick?
    • A. 

      Mojojojo

    • B. 

      Cousin It

    • C. 

      Cousin Kirby from that one episode of the jetons.

    • D. 

      The grandpa from HEY ARNOLD with like a bone or something sticking out of his head.

  • 4. 
    Pick a color.
    • A. 

      Blue

    • B. 

      Red

    • C. 

      Black

    • D. 

      Pink

  • 5. 
    If a screen name by the name of "Chelo2st" instant messaged you, how would you respond?
    • A. 

      Panic

    • B. 

      Call the cops

    • C. 

      Ask for nudie photos

    • D. 

      Panic, call the cops, and tell them she sent your underage son nudie photos

  • 6. 
    Who is the hottest Philadelphia Phillie?
    • A. 

      Shane Victorino

    • B. 

      Chase Utley

    • C. 

      Big Black and Beautiful

    • D. 

      Edward Scissor Face

  • 7. 
    How would you react to a prank phone call?
    • A. 

      Hang up

    • B. 

      Play along

    • C. 

      Call up your friend and instigate a fight

    • D. 

      Trace the call and slay the prankster like a dragon

  • 8. 
    Whats your ideal hangout?
    • A. 

      The Park

    • B. 

      The School Yard

    • C. 

      The 70's

    • D. 

      The doghouse (waynes bar)

  • 9. 
    What do you think is the cutest animal?
    • A. 

      Bunny

    • B. 

      Hamster

    • C. 

      Puppy

    • D. 

      Crawlfish

  • 10. 
    If you were hunting in the amazon what weapon would you bring?
    • A. 

      Gun

    • B. 

      Bow

    • C. 

      Boa Constrictor

    • D. 

      Ant Farm

  • 11. 
    Sandwhich?
    • A. 

      Agreed

    • B. 

      If you must ask.

    • C. 

      Over my dead body

    • D. 

      Yes sir, may I have another?

  • 12. 
    Pick a number
    • A. 

      1

    • B. 

      3

    • C. 

      5

    • D. 

      20

  • 13. 
    "I write the songs that..."
    • A. 

      That's it?

    • B. 

      ...have more words.

    • C. 

      ...make the young girls cry.

    • D. 

      ...make the young girls get restraining orders placed on me.

  • 14. 
    Who is your favorite apostle?
    • A. 

      Simon

    • B. 

      Doubting Thomas

    • C. 

      Judas up until that whole crucify the son of God thing

    • D. 

      Chunk

  • 15. 
    How would you want to die?
    • A. 

      Alien Anal Prob

    • B. 

      In your sleep

    • C. 

      In your sleep with an alien anal prob

    • D. 

      Peanut Butter Poisoning

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