What Af Troll Are You?!

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What Af Troll Are You?!

Lol, srsly?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    In chat someone just made a typo...
    • A. 

      You correct them.

    • B. 

      You correct them and call them a douche.

    • C. 

      You say nothing for now until you find a better way to exploit their stupidty.

    • D. 

      You don't care, it's just a typo.

    • E. 

      Make fun of them.

    • F. 

      You don't notice.

  • 2. 
    Someone's making really raunchy sexual innuendos...
    • A. 

      You ask what's going on.

    • B. 

      You comment on how naughty it is but eventually get pulled in.

    • C. 

      You comment on how gross it is and how it goes against your values.

    • D. 

      You finally say something after many minutes of being idle in chat, this conversation has intrigued you.

    • E. 

      You just "lol" or "xD".

    • F. 

      You make raunchy comments back.

  • 3. 
    Out of the following, which word are you attracted to the most?
    • A. 

      Dragons.

    • B. 

      Angles.

    • C. 

      Meh.

    • D. 

      Movie.

    • E. 

      Unicorn.

    • F. 

      Polar bear.

  • 4. 
    Pick a category, any category!1) The Tomboy — Every geek’s dream girl. These women show up on sites frequented mostly by young men and instead of professing shock at the proceedings, actually raise the stakes: “Well, I happen to like playing World of Warcraft all weekend in my underwear and only eating Doritos and Top Ramen &” 2) The Pwn3R — Most people are lucky to come up with a truly brilliant and devastating comeback a couple times in their lives. But the Web, thanks to its unique characteristics, has bred a population of posters who regularly drop verbal and visual bombs on unsuspecting recipients (like The Boaster and the Tough Guy) that are so devastating that the victims can only slink off and be grateful for their anonymity. I don’t know who these men and women are, but I both worship and fear them. 3) The Droll — The mainstay of all fun sites, this poster regularly tosses out clever comments, plays on words, one-liners or amusing pictures. There are a lot of these characters on places like Fark.com 4) The Martian — Finally, these are the commenters whose combination of pretzel logic, conspiratorial tone and downright weirdness — “Well, we all know the pope is behind that big lake of fire at the South Pole, don’t we?” — reminds you that the world is an even scarier place than we imagine, and makes you wonder if this writing for the Internet gig is such a good idea after all. 5) The Mystery Genius — These folks are just the opposite of unacknowledged experts. Whoever they are, they post comments that are so shockingly clever or brilliant that you are left wondering who they are: Slumming Nobel Laureates? Bored nobility? The first glimpse of the Internet gaining consciousness? 6) The Handyman — This poster is basically dad in disguise. Someone mentions a mechanical or computer problem as an aside, and this poster instantly has the solution — the wrong jets in your carburetor, a poor ground on your toaster, insufficient cache memory. Whatever it is, they’ve got the answer.
    • A. 

      1

    • B. 

      2

    • C. 

      3

    • D. 

      4

    • E. 

      5

    • F. 

      6

  • 5. 
    My favorite tactics for engaging in an internet argument are:
    • A. 

      Just be plain out offensive.

    • B. 

      Logic and reason.

    • C. 

      Cursing and YELLING.

    • D. 

      Libel and Terroristic Threatening.

    • E. 

      You don't get involved, you just say something funny to simmer down the argument.

    • F. 

      You don't get involved, you just lol.

  • 6. 
    Which of these comments best exemplifies your writing style:
    • A. 

      "Writing style? I don' think I have one."

    • B. 

      "HEHE."

    • C. 

      "I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings, but autism is not some silly little clique as you obviously think it is."

    • D. 

      "In my opinion...but that's just me."

    • E. 

      "People like you are depriving everyone else of the cure they deserve."

    • F. 

      "Shut up, you dumb @*^#."

  • 7. 
    My response to someone demanding respect:
    • A. 

      "What's there to respect about you? I'll say what I want."

    • B. 

      "Aw."

    • C. 

      "What are they talking about? I said “person with” autism, didn’t I?"

    • D. 

      "I guess my input isn’t needed here."

    • E. 

      "What about me??? When do I get respect???"

    • F. 

      "You are an &*)#ing &%^#! and you mother is *&#@*!"

  • 8. 
    What grades do you get?
    • A. 

      Mostly As but some Bs.

    • B. 

      D's

    • C. 

      I got Bs.

    • D. 

      Some A's, some B's, couple of C's.

    • E. 

      Straight A's.

    • F. 

      C's.

  • 9. 
    You would describe yourself as:
    • A. 

      Someone who doesn't care what other people's opinions are.

    • B. 

      Delicious.

    • C. 

      The Cool Guy/Girl, everyone should aspire to be me.

    • D. 

      Just a regular Joe.

    • E. 

      Perfect.

    • F. 

      Boring.

  • 10. 
    Will you ever get laid?
    • A. 

      . . .

    • B. 

      Only after marriage.

    • C. 

      Gross!

    • D. 

      Aw yeah, all da hunnies be runnin up to me with mah pstripple

    • E. 

      Are you offering yourself?

    • F. 

      Uh...I guess someday?

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