President Barack Obama.
Attorney General Eric Holder.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
The journalist Bill Moyers.
The 2007 shootings at Virginia Tech.
The killing of Trayvon Martin.
Ted Nugent’s career.
A high-school state championship.
The title of Ohio Mr. Basketball.
An Olympic Gold Medal.
A college championship.
The University of Virginia.
The University of Connecticut.
A group of seventeen reticulated giraffes.
The London Philharmonic Orchestra, which will now change its official name to “Larry’s London Players.”
Michael Jackson’s Neverland Valley Ranch.
Hawaii’s sixth-largest island, Lanai.
Joe Paterno’s grandson.
Sandusky’s adopted son.
A counsellor from the Second Mile camp.
The son of a former Penn State football player.
None of the above.
The Republican National Committee.
The Republican Governors Association.
Restore Our Future, the Super PAC supporting Mitt Romney.
Its plans to file an I.P.O.
A mobile app for non-paying users.
Its plans to become a music label.
It will merge with Pandora.
“The West Wing.”
“Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.”