Last summer's debt-ceiling crisis diverted necessary resources from the Treasury Department.
The celebration of "Emancipation Day" in Washington, D.C., on April 16th.
The lingering cleanup from the preceding Monday's White House Easter Egg Roll.
The federal government needed two extra days to come up with the cash for refunds.
It flew under its own power.
It was disassembled and trucked.
It was placed on a barge and shipped up the coast.
It flew on the back of a 747 jet.
A media career, with a talk show on a Russian television network.
A music career, with his cover of Snow's 1992 single "Informer."requirement.
A legal career, after enrolling in correspondence classes for a law degree.
An online-dating service called WikiLove that promises "no secrets" and "complete transparency" in its matchmaking process.
Purchasing cocaine.
Bringing prostitutes to their hotel rooms.
Selling pirated books.
Trafficking weapons.
"I plan to release an experimental jazz album this summer."
"If Barack Obama becomes the President in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."
"This fall I'll be starring in a brand-new reality series about moonshining. It's called 'Spirits of the Wild.'"
"Political power grows from the barrel of a gun. The Tea Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party."
The campaign tour bus was repossessed.
The campaign's tax return was selected for an audit.
The Republican National Committee asked that Newt not attend the Party's convention in August.
Newt was bit by a penguin while visiting the St. Louis Zoo.
Lady Gaga.
Kim Kardashian.
Scarlett Johansson.
Jennifer Aniston.
Brigham Young University, a Mormon institution.
Liberty University, an evangelical Christian school.
Niagra University, a Jesuit school.
Texas Christian University.
Pakistan.
Afghanistan.
India.
Israel.
Mitt Romney.
Barack Obama.
Ron Paul.
Newt Gingrich.
She is upset about her team's loss in the N.C.A.A. championship.
The school's athletic program is under scrutiny for questionable recruiting practices.
She has early-onset dementia.
She would like to spend more time with her family.
Syria.
Yemen.
Germany.
Australia.