What Shitpost Are You?

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What Shitpost Are You?

Are you more chichen nuggest or banch?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is your favourite kind of chocolate?
    • A. 

      Milk

    • B. 

      Dark

    • C. 

      White

    • D. 

      I don't like chocolate

    • E. 

      I will eat any kind of chocolate as long as it's in the form of chips

  • 2. 
    Which My Little Pony character do you most identify with?
    • A. 

      Twilight Sparkle

    • B. 

      Rainbow Dash

    • C. 

      Pinkie Pie

    • D. 

      Rarity

    • E. 

      Fluttershy

  • 3. 
    Favourite Old Spice Scent?
    • A. 

      Classic

    • B. 

      Fresh

    • C. 

      Citron

    • D. 

      Yetifrost

    • E. 

      Wilderness

  • 4. 
    Pick a number
    • A. 

      12

    • B. 

      49

    • C. 

      480

    • D. 

      53

    • E. 

      20

  • 5. 
    In the Bible, what is stated as the worst sin?
    • A. 

      Eating shellfish

    • B. 

      Murder

    • C. 

      Blasphemy

    • D. 

      Homosexuality

    • E. 

      Incest

  • 6. 
    Vibe Check
    • A. 

      My nose is cold.

    • B. 

      I am very nervous and overwhelmed.

    • C. 

      Homosexuality.

    • D. 

      My right asscheek is sore.

    • E. 

      I hate Virgos.

  • 7. 
    Pick a British term
    • A. 

      Luv

    • B. 

      Fumin

    • C. 

      Bloody hell

    • D. 

      Perisat

    • E. 

      Metres

  • 8. 
    Describe yourself in 3 words selected by a random adjective generator.
    • A. 

      Fascinated, knotty, gullible

    • B. 

      Graceful, futuristic, homeless

    • C. 

      Many, wretched, nippy

    • D. 

      Humdrum, pleasant, whimsical

    • E. 

      Irate, goofy, hard-to-find

  • 9. 
    If you were to take a hallucinogenic drug, which one would it be?
    • A. 

      LSD

    • B. 

      Salvia

    • C. 

      Bath Salts

    • D. 

      Peyote

    • E. 

      Ketamine

  • 10. 
    Which Washington DC monument resonates with you the most?
    • A. 

      Lincoln Memorial

    • B. 

      Capitol Building

    • C. 

      Jefferson Memorial

    • D. 

      Iwo Jima Memorial

    • E. 

      Washington Monument

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