Ultimate Spongebob Quiz
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Spongebob questions!
- 1.
- A.
Squilliam is wearing solid gold boxers
- B.
Squidward just imagines himself naked
- C.
Squilliam's underwear is a huge unibrow
- D.
Squilliam has a muscley body
- 2.When Squidward poses as Squilliam "the professor", a student complains that Squidward didn't write his name on the board. What does Squidward do first?
- A.
Writes "Squilliam" on the board
- B.
Tells the student to write his own name on the board
- C.
Writes purposefully messy words on the board
- D.
Fails the student
- 3.In "Chocolate with Nuts", the episode where Spongebob and Patrick sell chocolate, what did Patrick do to "make the customer feel special"
- A.
Call a man "hot stuff"
- B.
Kiss the customer
- C.
Tell a customer "i love you"
- D.
Rub chocolate on the customer's face
- 4.When Mr. Krabs got Pearl the dreaded pair of squeaky men's black boots, what shoes had she REALLY wanted?
- A.
Stiletto heels
- B.
Clogs
- C.
Platform sneakers
- D.
Women's boots
- 5.In the episode "I'm With Stupid", what are the names of the starfish who pretend to be Patrick's parents?
- A.
Janice and Marty
- B.
Denise and Bill
- C.
Linda and David
- D.
Kathy and Michael
- 6.When Larry the lobster mistakenly thinks Spongebob is a life guard, what "hint" tipped him off?
- A.
Spongebob was sitting in the lifeguard chair
- B.
Spongebob was giving Mr. Krabs CPR after Mr. Krabs lost a penny
- C.
Spongebob had vanilla ice cream on his nose that looked like sunblock
- D.
Spongebob and Patrick were "playing lifeguard"
- 7.Mr. Krabs gives a "fake" secret ingedrient to Plankton. What is it?
- A.
Ground plankton
- B.
Seahorse poop
- C.
Rotten algae
- D.
Cardboard
- 8.Why did Squidward refuse Spongebob's lemonade?
- A.
It had a lemon with three seeds in it
- B.
It wasn't yellow enough
- C.
It had too much sugar in it
- D.
There were only three ice cubes
- 9.Why does Squidward get angry when he wakes up next to Spongebob and Patrick one morning?
- A.
They were there to celebrate his birthday, and it wasn't his birthday
- B.
They had been hiding in his bed all week
- C.
They had been eating krabby patties in his bed
- D.
They were nude
- 10.Spongebob mistakenly thinks he turned Squidward into an ice cream cone. What flavor was it?
- A.
Apple
- B.
Mint
- C.
Jellyfish jam
- D.
Pistachio
- 11.Which of the following is NOT a physical difference between Spongebob and his cousin Stanley?
- A.
Spongebob has no hair, Stanley has black hair
- B.
Stanley's teeth are of different sizes, Spongebob's are the same size
- C.
Stanley has brown eyes, Spongebob has blue eyes
- D.
Stanley is tall
- 12.Spongebob's grandmother lives alone.
- A.
True
- B.
False
- 13.When Spongebob got himself an "abrasive side" what color was it?
- A.
Green
- B.
Blue
- C.
Red
- D.
Purple
- 14.
- A.
The show " house fancy"
- B.
Soap operas
- C.
Interpretive dance
- D.
Sculpture
- E.
Canned bread
- F.
Kelp nougat
- G.
Photography
- H.
Clarinet playing
- I.
Bubble baths
- J.
Vanilla ice cream
- K.
Pedicures
- L.
Hot tea with lemon
- 15.Which of the following was NOT something that Spongebob thought might be in Patrick's secret box?
- A.
An albino jellyfish
- B.
Severed heads
- C.
A solid gold jellyfishing net
- D.
An embarrassing photo of Spongebob
- 16.
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- A.
The guy who keeps screaming "CHOCOLATE!"
- B.
The guy who tried to sue the Krusty Krab
- C.
The guy who Patrick said "I love you" to
- D.
The first guy to buy a pretty patty
- 17.How did Mr. Krabs make money off his talent show?
- A.
The customers paid to watch Spongebob blow bubbles
- B.
The customers paid to throw vegetables at Squidward
- C.
The customers paid to watch Spongebob mop the floor
- D.
The customers paid to watch Squidward fall over
- 18.How does Squidward use Spongebob to win a dance contest?
- A.
He climbs inside of Spongebob
- B.
He gets Plankton's help in mind controlling Spongebob so he does whatever Squidward thinks of doing
- C.
He gives Spongebob a secret walkie talkie
- D.
He gets Spongebob to dance horribly to make him look better
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