You: I love how they smell! I could sniff you all day! you smell so sweet! Edward: (Backs away slowly)
You: I love how you sparkle in the light. You look like a work of art. Edward: Awwww. Thats so sweet
You: I love the fact that you can run fast. I could get places faster than ever. Edward: I am not a car. I am a vampire
You: You can live forever. Thats awesome! Also you never age. I would wish for that any day!
You: I would never want to date stinky old mutt. I don't wanna risk getting ticks. Me: You nasty old bloodsucker! You will pay! (Tries to scratch face but Jacob comes and holds back) Jacob: Calm down. It doesn't matter what she thinks
You: I don't know. I like them both. But i like vampires a lot more than werewolves. Go Vamps!!! Edward: Sweet!
You: Vampires! They are sooooooo hot! Just like you!!!!!! (Jumps out of chair and is stopped by security) Edward: Who let the mental person on this game show?!
You: When you came back i would smack the crap out of you until you apologized! Edward: (Whispers to Jacob) then im not coming back to her if i leave)
You: I would understand if i was supposed to stay safe that way. i would rather be safe than dead. Edward: Well at least you understand
You: I would kill myself! i would jump off a cliff for you if i had to! Edward: Uhhhhhh.... ok.
You: i would go through the pain of being transformed. i bet you would kill yourself for me if you had to. Edward: maybe.......
You: i would let myself dye! i woudnt want to be a bloodsucker like you! winks at jacob. Me: Im gonna kill you! (Jumps out of seat) Jacob: Stop trying to annoy her you bloodsucker. its getting old. You: (giggles)
You: Animals. theres no point in killing inoccent ppl just cuz im hungry for blood. Edward: awesome. you rock
You: I would kill ppl of course! Its funny to see them scream and run away. also you never get caught. i can run fast if im a vamp!
You: im not sure. i would have to choose when im transformed. Edward: pretty smart thing to do...... i guess
You: Heck yeah! Werewolves smell and they have ticks and fleas! Edward; Ha! Me: Grrrrrrr
You: I dont know. Is the treaty still on? who cares. Love ya edward! (blows kiss)
You: of course not. youre happy and i wouldnt want to end youre life just cuz im annoyed or i hate you muts. Edward: ok thats pretty nice
You: Yes! you are too hot to give up for something else. i wouldnt let myself loose you!
You: Maybe. i might find another guy other than you. like Emmit or Jasper. (Alice and Rosalie flash dirty looks at you)
You: If i absolutly had to i would. but thats not gonna ever happen
You: Edward pick me!!!!
You: EDDY PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edward: Its edward
Crosses fingers. Pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!