Tourettes Guy Exam
Exam testing your knowledge of Tourettes guy and the videos showing his daily routines. Required material for TG344 (Application of Tourettes Guy in the 21th Century). Issue Certificate Of Achievement if above 75% correct.
- 1.
Danny suffers from the following diseases. (Mark all that apply).
- A.
Blowing chunks when traveling over 70 Kph.
- B.
Tourettes Syndrome
- C.
Alcoholism
- D.
Charobs Disease
Correct Answer(s)
B. Tourettes Syndrome
C. Alcoholism -
- 2.
When danny’s son is not wearing a shirt, danny believes that he looks like
- A.
Jolly Pirate
- B.
200 lbs. of bird shit
- C.
An ass with his ass
- D.
None of the above
Correct Answer
B. 200 lbs. of bird shit -
- 3.
Danny’s ex wife is named
- A.
Shirlena
- B.
Tammy
- C.
Shirlina
- D.
Ronda
Correct Answer
A. Shirlena -
- 4.
What is the ethnicity of the person trying to break into danny’s truck
- A.
Mexican
- B.
Puerto Rican
- C.
Native American
- D.
Jamaican
Correct Answer
B. Puerto Rican -
- 5.
When danny is cutting the grass in “Bob Saget” the lawn mower he is using is
- A.
Electric Powered
- B.
Gasoline Powered
- C.
Alcohol Powered
- D.
Powered by bees wax
Correct Answer
A. Electric Powered -
- 6.
Danny would most likely kill himself if his last name was
- A.
Sony
- B.
Yemtepper
- C.
Combs
- D.
Hanes
Correct Answer
C. Combs -
- 7.
Fill in the blank: “All you ever do is stay at home and play with your ______ and look at your _____ at the same time!”
- A.
Ass, tits
- B.
Model train, cross word puzzle
- C.
Computer, financial portfolio
- D.
Tits, ass
Correct Answer
D. Tits, ass -
- 8.
Name the correct quote:
- A.
“I would like you to try and walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”
- B.
“I would like for you to run a mile IN MY SHIT!”
- C.
I would like to see you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”
- D.
“I would like to watch you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”
Correct Answer
C. I would like to see you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!” -
- 9.
What candy product does danny have a late night conversation with regarding porcupines balls and them being small while not giving a shit?
- A.
Giant red M&M
- B.
Giant laffy taffy
- C.
Nothing, this never happened
- D.
Giant blue M&M
Correct Answer
D. Giant blue M&M -
- 10.
Which Colgate product does danny have a customer inquiry about?
- A.
Colgate toothpaste, the one with anti cavity protection
- B.
Colgate dental floss, the one with mint flavoring
- C.
Colgate BYRD SHET
- D.
Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control
Correct Answer
D. Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control -
- 11.
True or False: Danny feels that Puff Daddy is a piece of shit
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 12.
When danny is in the drive thru and leans out the window asking not to have a “buncha bull shit” on his cheeseburgers, which hand does he place on the car door first?
- A.
His left hand
- B.
His right hand
- C.
He does not place his hand on his car door
- D.
None of the above
Correct Answer
B. His right hand -
- 13.
When danny wants “shit to drink” he puts his right or left hand on the door?
- A.
His left hand
- B.
His right hand
- C.
He does not place his hand on his car door
- D.
None of the above
Correct Answer
B. His right hand -
- 14.
True or False: Danny is not very fond of head and shoulders
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 15.
Based on the films, the best way to make danny cry is to:
- A.
Punch him in the kidney
- B.
Make fun of his speech impediment
- C.
Call him a liar
- D.
Have him take a shower and use head and shoulders
Correct Answer
D. Have him take a shower and use head and shoulders -
- 16.
True or False: Even when sleep walking, episodes of tourettes have been known to occur.
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 17.
Recall when danny is on the phone and becomes quite excited (“Uh huh… UH HUH… ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!”) a person opens the door causing danny to spill his drink. What color was the cup danny was drinking out of?
- A.
Brown
- B.
Red
- C.
Green
- D.
Black
Correct Answer
C. Green -
- 18.
When danny is watching the lottery on television and then realizes that he does not have the winning number, what is the first explicative danny shouts?
- A.
SHIT!
- B.
ASS!
- C.
FUCK!
- D.
DAMN IT!
Correct Answer
C. FUCK! -
- 19.
After watching the lottery on television for some time, danny becomes so disgruntled that he:
- A.
Throws a beer can at the wall
- B.
Tears off his neck brace and throws it to the floor
- C.
Nothing but swear
- D.
Takes a deep breath and waters his garden.
Correct Answer
B. Tears off his neck brace and throws it to the floor -
- 20.
True or False: Danny wants to switch phone companies
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 21.
Danny suddenly comes under quite a strong coughing spell while playing a popular board game, which game was he playing?
- A.
Chess
- B.
Checkers
- C.
Connect Four
- D.
Monopoly
Correct Answer
A. Chess -
- 22.
True or False: According to danny, Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 23.
The first expletive danny shouts when brushing his teeth is:
- A.
Bull Shit!
- B.
Fuck!
- C.
Ass!
- D.
Shit!
Correct Answer
A. Bull Shit! -
- 24.
True or False: Danny is brushing his teeth with his left hand
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 25.
True or False: Danny believes it is embarrassing as fuck to be slightly overweight
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 26.
Dannys Grandpa died _______ years ago
- A.
15
- B.
20
- C.
25
- D.
30
Correct Answer
A. 15 -
- 27.
True or False: Danny’s grandpa died, everyone gave a shit
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 28.
True or False: Danny believes his childhood hero was the man who had 6 fingers on one hand.
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 29.
When danny answers the phone in the middle of his interview he opens with:
- A.
Hello?
- B.
Fuck
- C.
Piss
- D.
Excuse me, but I am in the middle of an interview. Would you like to call back in, say… 30 minutes? I am sure it will be done by then and we can engage in a conversation then.
Correct Answer
C. Piss -
- 30.
Dom DeLouise, he used to be a chef on t.v. but now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass!
- A.
FACT
- B.
FACT
- C.
FACT
- D.
FACT
Correct Answer(s)
A. FACT
B. FACT
C. FACT
D. FACT -
- 31.
Last time danny gave a shit, he got:
- A.
Sued
- B.
Pissed off
- C.
Paid
- D.
Fucked
Correct Answer
D. Fucked -
- 32.
What is the brand of the beer that sprays open when danny attempts to open it?
- A.
Coors Light
- B.
Old Milwaukie Light
- C.
Budweiser
- D.
Heineken
Correct Answer
C. Budweiser -
- 33.
True or False: Danny accepts the offer from the interviewer for a towel to dry his shirt
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 34.
Danny becomes quite disgruntled with his neighbors playing loud rap music, he identifies them as assholes and:
- A.
Dumb pieces of cat shit
- B.
Fucker piece of shit
- C.
WORHSES ASS
- D.
Bunch eh ‘yota drivin’ homos
Correct Answer
B. Fucker piece of shit -
- 35.
Danny knows he played “data” on “Star Trek” what is he probably doing now -a-days?
- A.
Retired
- B.
Sleeping
- C.
Heroin overdose
- D.
Getting Fucked in the Ass
Correct Answer
D. Getting Fucked in the Ass -
- 36.
Danny loves her grandma “Jenelle” we all know she is the sweetest person in the entire world, and god bless her, but danny has one complaint about her.
- A.
SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY TEETH
- B.
SHE IS BOUT TO PASS OUT
- C.
SHE HATES GAYS
- D.
SHE IS OLD AS FUCK
Correct Answer
D. SHE IS OLD AS FUCK -
- 37.
Danny was in the middle of an interview about what? when suddenly a BYRD flew into the house
- A.
Taxes
- B.
Gays
- C.
Shit to drink
- D.
Who his childhood hero was
Correct Answer
B. Gays -
- 38.
When danny dies and goes to heaven and sees god, he is going to say
- A.
Shit
- B.
Woah
- C.
Scooby doo
- D.
Netin bet uh bncha byull sHyT!
Correct Answer
A. Shit -
- 39.
True or False: Danny had to turn all of his clocks back an hour, by the time he got to the last clock, his ass had turned to jello
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 40.
Danny believes that the garbage disposal sounds like:
- A.
None of the below
- B.
Lord Quendall stating a complaint against the queen
- C.
Chewbacca taking a shit
- D.
Jabba the hut doing his taxes
Correct Answer
C. Chewbacca taking a shit -
- 41.
Why does danny ground his son?
- A.
Because he thinks independently
- B.
His hot sause is too mild for danny’s taste
- C.
He beat the shit out of a co worker
- D.
He does not think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit
Correct Answer
D. He does not think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit -
- 42.
Danny really does not care where his son goes, what commercial establishment does he recommend for him to take a 2 hr. shit?
- A.
Dunkin Doughnuts
- B.
Whoo- Mawt
- C.
Jolly Pirate Doughnuts
- D.
None of the above
Correct Answer
C. Jolly Pirate Doughnuts -
- 43.
Danny hopes that in his next movie, Rick Moranis will blown up into a million pieces, according to Danny there would be ".........
- A.
Rick Moranis shit ere'where!
- B.
Rick Moranis guts all down the street
- C.
Rick Moranis shit in the toolkit
- D.
Unquestionable morals to the undying young
Correct Answer
A. Rick Moranis shit ere'where! -
- 44.
Where’s the paper towels?!
- A.
They’re over here dad, in this bag.
- B.
They’re in the bag next to your dick
- C.
Still in the trunk of the car
- D.
You forgot to purchase them
Correct Answer
A. They’re over here dad, in this bag. -
- 45.
Regarding the paper towels danny commands his son to “throw’em over here,” the paper towels almost hit him in the dick, luckly it was not…
- A.
Infected
- B.
Swollen
- C.
Spiky
- D.
Hard
Correct Answer
D. Hard -
- 46.
True or false: FUCK SALT!
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
A. True -
- 47.
Who wrinkled dannys Randy travis poster, Pissed in the seat, and hid his keys?
- A.
His sons
- B.
Shirlena
- C.
Danny in a drunken stupor
- D.
We don’t know
Correct Answer
D. We don’t know -
- 48.
Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than _____ parsecs"
- A.
6
- B.
12
- C.
24
- D.
16
Correct Answer
B. 12 -
- 49.
What was dannys response to his son falling down the stairs?
- A.
Calling 911
- B.
Performing CPR
- C.
Demanding him to quit it
- D.
Grounding his son
Correct Answer
C. Demanding him to quit it -
- 50.
True or False: Grandma Jenelle knows who ALF is
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
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