Tourettes Guy Exam

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Exam testing your knowledge of Tourettes guy and the videos showing his daily routines. Required material for TG344 (Application of Tourettes Guy in the 21th Century). Issue Certificate Of Achievement if above 75% correct.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Danny suffers from the following diseases. (Mark all that apply).
    • A. 

      Blowing chunks when traveling over 70 Kph.

    • B. 

      Tourettes Syndrome

    • C. 

      Alcoholism

    • D. 

      Charobs Disease

  • 2. 
    When danny’s son is not wearing a shirt, danny believes that he looks like
    • A. 

      Jolly Pirate

    • B. 

      200 lbs. of bird shit

    • C. 

      An ass with his ass

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 3. 
    Danny’s ex wife is named
    • A. 

      Shirlena

    • B. 

      Tammy

    • C. 

      Shirlina

    • D. 

      Ronda

  • 4. 
    What is the ethnicity of the person trying to break into danny’s truck
    • A. 

      Mexican

    • B. 

      Puerto Rican

    • C. 

      Native American

    • D. 

      Jamaican

  • 5. 
    When danny is cutting the grass in “Bob Saget” the lawn mower he is using is
    • A. 

      Electric Powered

    • B. 

      Gasoline Powered

    • C. 

      Alcohol Powered

    • D. 

      Powered by bees wax

  • 6. 
    Danny would most likely kill himself if his last name was
    • A. 

      Sony

    • B. 

      Yemtepper

    • C. 

      Combs

    • D. 

      Hanes

  • 7. 
    Fill in the blank: “All you ever do is stay at home and play with your ______ and look at your _____    at the same time!”
    • A. 

      Ass, tits

    • B. 

      Model train, cross word puzzle

    • C. 

      Computer, financial portfolio

    • D. 

      Tits, ass

  • 8. 
    Name the correct quote:
    • A. 

      “I would like you to try and walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”

    • B. 

      “I would like for you to run a mile IN MY SHIT!”

    • C. 

      I would like to see you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”

    • D. 

      “I would like to watch you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!”

  • 9. 
    What candy product does danny have a late night conversation with regarding porcupines balls and them being small while not giving a shit?
    • A. 

      Giant red M&M

    • B. 

      Giant laffy taffy

    • C. 

      Nothing, this never happened

    • D. 

      Giant blue M&M

  • 10. 
    Which Colgate product does danny have a customer inquiry about?
    • A. 

      Colgate toothpaste, the one with anti cavity protection

    • B. 

      Colgate dental floss, the one with mint flavoring

    • C. 

      Colgate BYRD SHET

    • D. 

      Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control

  • 11. 
    True or False: Danny feels that Puff Daddy is a piece of shit
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    When danny is in the drive thru and leans out the window asking not to have a “buncha bull shit” on his cheeseburgers, which hand does he place on the car door first?
    • A. 

      His left hand

    • B. 

      His right hand

    • C. 

      He does not place his hand on his car door

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 13. 
    When danny wants “shit to drink” he puts his right or left hand on the door?
    • A. 

      His left hand

    • B. 

      His right hand

    • C. 

      He does not place his hand on his car door

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 14. 
    True or False: Danny is not very fond of head and shoulders
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 15. 
    Based on the films, the best way to make danny cry is to:
    • A. 

      Punch him in the kidney

    • B. 

      Make fun of his speech impediment

    • C. 

      Call him a liar

    • D. 

      Have him take a shower and use head and shoulders

  • 16. 
    True or False:  Even when sleep walking, episodes of tourettes have been known to occur.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 17. 
    Recall when danny is on the phone and becomes quite excited (“Uh huh… UH HUH… ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?!”) a person opens the door causing danny to spill his drink. What color was the cup danny was drinking out of?
    • A. 

      Brown

    • B. 

      Red

    • C. 

      Green

    • D. 

      Black

  • 18. 
    When danny is watching the lottery on television and then realizes that he does not have the winning number, what is the first explicative danny shouts?
    • A. 

      SHIT!

    • B. 

      ASS!

    • C. 

      FUCK!

    • D. 

      DAMN IT!

  • 19. 
    After watching the lottery on television for some time, danny becomes so disgruntled that he:
    • A. 

      Throws a beer can at the wall

    • B. 

      Tears off his neck brace and throws it to the floor

    • C. 

      Nothing but swear

    • D. 

      Takes a deep breath and waters his garden.

  • 20. 
    True or False: Danny wants to switch phone companies
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 21. 
    Danny suddenly comes under quite a strong coughing spell while playing a popular board game, which game was he playing?
    • A. 

      Chess

    • B. 

      Checkers

    • C. 

      Connect Four

    • D. 

      Monopoly

  • 22. 
    True or False: According to danny, Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 23. 
    The first expletive danny shouts when brushing his teeth is:
    • A. 

      Bull Shit!

    • B. 

      Fuck!

    • C. 

      Ass!

    • D. 

      Shit!

  • 24. 
    True or False: Danny is brushing his teeth with his left hand
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 25. 
    True or False: Danny believes it is embarrassing as fuck to be slightly overweight
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 26. 
    Dannys Grandpa died _______ years ago
    • A. 

      15

    • B. 

      20

    • C. 

      25

    • D. 

      30

  • 27. 
    True or False:  Danny’s grandpa died, everyone gave a shit
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 28. 
    True or False: Danny believes his childhood hero was the man who had 6 fingers on one hand.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 29. 
    When danny answers the phone in the middle of his interview he opens with:
    • A. 

      Hello?

    • B. 

      Fuck

    • C. 

      Piss

    • D. 

      Excuse me, but I am in the middle of an interview. Would you like to call back in, say… 30 minutes? I am sure it will be done by then and we can engage in a conversation then.

  • 30. 
    Dom DeLouise, he used to be a chef on t.v.  but now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass! 
    • A. 

      FACT

    • B. 

      FACT

    • C. 

      FACT

    • D. 

      FACT

  • 31. 
    Last time danny gave a shit, he got:
    • A. 

      Sued

    • B. 

      Pissed off

    • C. 

      Paid

    • D. 

      Fucked

  • 32. 
    What is the brand of the beer that sprays open when danny attempts to open it?
    • A. 

      Coors Light

    • B. 

      Old Milwaukie Light

    • C. 

      Budweiser

    • D. 

      Heineken

  • 33. 
    True or False: Danny accepts the offer from the interviewer for a towel to dry his shirt
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 34. 
    Danny becomes quite disgruntled with his neighbors playing loud rap music, he identifies them as assholes and:
    • A. 

      Dumb pieces of cat shit

    • B. 

      Fucker piece of shit

    • C. 

      WORHSES ASS

    • D. 

      Bunch eh ‘yota drivin’ homos

  • 35. 
    Danny knows he played “data” on “Star Trek” what is he probably doing now -a-days?
    • A. 

      Retired

    • B. 

      Sleeping

    • C. 

      Heroin overdose

    • D. 

      Getting Fucked in the Ass

  • 36. 
    Danny loves her grandma “Jenelle” we all know she is the sweetest person in the entire world, and god bless her, but danny has one complaint about her.
    • A. 

      SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY TEETH

    • B. 

      SHE IS BOUT TO PASS OUT

    • C. 

      SHE HATES GAYS

    • D. 

      SHE IS OLD AS FUCK

  • 37. 
    Danny was in the middle of an interview about what? when suddenly a BYRD flew into the house
    • A. 

      Taxes

    • B. 

      Gays

    • C. 

      Shit to drink

    • D. 

      Who his childhood hero was

  • 38. 
    When danny dies and goes to heaven and sees god, he is going to say
    • A. 

      Shit

    • B. 

      Woah

    • C. 

      Scooby doo

    • D. 

      Netin bet uh bncha byull sHyT!

  • 39. 
    True or False: Danny had to turn all of his clocks back an hour, by the time he got to the last clock, his ass had turned to jello
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 40. 
    Danny believes that the garbage disposal sounds like:
    • A. 

      None of the below

    • B. 

      Lord Quendall stating a complaint against the queen

    • C. 

      Chewbacca taking a shit

    • D. 

      Jabba the hut doing his taxes

  • 41. 
    Why does danny ground his son?
    • A. 

      Because he thinks independently

    • B. 

      His hot sause is too mild for danny’s taste

    • C. 

      He beat the shit out of a co worker

    • D. 

      He does not think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit

  • 42. 
    Danny really does not care where his son goes, what commercial establishment does he recommend for him to take a 2 hr. shit?
    • A. 

      Dunkin Doughnuts

    • B. 

      Whoo- Mawt

    • C. 

      Jolly Pirate Doughnuts

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 43. 
    Danny hopes that in his next movie, Rick Moranis will blown up into a million pieces, according to Danny there would be ".........
    • A. 

      Rick Moranis shit ere'where!

    • B. 

      Rick Moranis guts all down the street

    • C. 

      Rick Moranis shit in the toolkit

    • D. 

      Unquestionable morals to the undying young

  • 44. 
    Where’s the paper towels?!
    • A. 

      They’re over here dad, in this bag.

    • B. 

      They’re in the bag next to your dick

    • C. 

      Still in the trunk of the car

    • D. 

      You forgot to purchase them

  • 45. 
    Regarding the paper towels danny commands his son to “throw’em over here,”  the paper towels almost hit him in the dick, luckly it was not… 
    • A. 

      Infected

    • B. 

      Swollen

    • C. 

      Spiky

    • D. 

      Hard

  • 46. 
    True or false: FUCK SALT!
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 47. 
    Who wrinkled dannys Randy travis poster, Pissed in the seat, and hid his keys?
    • A. 

      His sons

    • B. 

      Shirlena

    • C. 

      Danny in a drunken stupor

    • D. 

      We don’t know

  • 48. 
    Han Solo claimed that his Millennium Falcon "made the Kessel Run in less than _____ parsecs"
    • A. 

      6

    • B. 

      12

    • C. 

      24

    • D. 

      16

  • 49. 
    What was dannys response to his son falling down the stairs?
    • A. 

      Calling 911

    • B. 

      Performing CPR

    • C. 

      Demanding him to quit it

    • D. 

      Grounding his son

  • 50. 
    True or False: Grandma Jenelle knows who ALF is
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 51. 
    Danny asks someone for a really big favor when playing pool what is the favor?
    • A. 

      Son brought home some motor oil, wondering if he could dump it down his sink drain.

    • B. 

      Son brought home some cases of pickles from the cannery, wondering if he could store them at his place.

    • C. 

      Son brought home some stereo equipment wondering if he can store them at his place until the heat dies down

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 52. 
    How many cases were they talking about?
    • A. 

      About 30 cases

    • B. 

      About 23 cases

    • C. 

      About 8 cases

    • D. 

      Not much, only about 2 cases

  • 53. 
    What cereal does danny recommend for his son to eat for breakfast?
    • A. 

      Frosted flakes

    • B. 

      Grape nuts

    • C. 

      Total

    • D. 

      Capin Crunch

  • 54. 
    According to danny, why is it easy for dennis to give a shit?
    • A. 

      Because he is a caring person

    • B. 

      Because dennis is so full of shit

    • C. 

      Because dennis is an asshole

    • D. 

      Er’e body in da bowlin alley

  • 55. 
    What is dannys response when his son asks him if they can go to the store and get some Captain Crunch ?
    • A. 

      “Fuck you kid you’re a dick”

    • B. 

      “Sure thing son let me get my keys”

    • C. 

      "No I just bought some yesterday”

    • D. 

      "Fuck you asshole”

  • 56. 
    Dannys son points out that there is some white stuff on the floor , danny claims that it is his
    • A. 

      Dick or Cock

    • B. 

      Ass

    • C. 

      Milk

    • D. 

      Tits

  • 57. 
    Danny didn’t talk to nobody yesterday he was…
    • A. 

      In the car taking a shit

    • B. 

      At work

    • C. 

      At the welfare office

    • D. 

      Busy chillen

  • 58. 
    Danny would like to meet the motherfucker that named it fashion bug and:
    • A. 

      Shake his hand

    • B. 

      Tell him to calm down

    • C. 

      See what other business opportunities he has to offer

    • D. 

      Shove a broom up his ass

  • 59. 
    Danny gets a flat tire, where does he pull into the Baptist church?
    • A. 

      North end

    • B. 

      South end

    • C. 

      Ass end

    • D. 

      Along the fire lane

  • 60. 
    Danny losses his fucking glasses while working on the microwave, where are they?
    • A. 

      On the counter

    • B. 

      Left them in the microwave

    • C. 

      Threw them away

    • D. 

      On the back of his neck

  • 61. 
    Danny does not have any time for:
    • A. 

      This low quality cheese

    • B. 

      This chicken shit bull shit

    • C. 

      Driving to school

    • D. 

      Paying taxes

  • 62. 
    Danny will be out of the butt and into the fuck if
    • A. 

      He does not come up with $36

    • B. 

      Does not drink

    • C. 

      Pisses his pants

    • D. 

      Throws up ere where

  • 63. 
    True or false: Danny would shove a can of Pringles up that preachers ass and be happy to tell him about it.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 64. 
    Last night somebody broke in and stole over _____ worth of shit from his place
    • A. 

      $420

    • B. 

      $500

    • C. 

      $700

    • D. 

      $260

  • 65. 
    True or false: According to some janitors danny has an ass like a horse, or a “horse ass on em.”
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 66. 
    True or false: Danny believes that Shirlenas grandpa is an ass.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 67. 
    Danny moved from North Dakota because of?
    • A. 

      Wife was fucking everybody in Bismarck

    • B. 

      Taxes were too expensive and he had a criminal record

    • C. 

      Publix intox and murder trial convictions awaiting

    • D. 

      None of the above

  • 68. 
    What do you mean a BYURDD?!!?!
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Yes

    • C. 

      Yes

    • D. 

      Yes

  • 69. 
    Danny also thinks of George Bush as
    • A. 

      Derry McGee

    • B. 

      Colonel Cluster Fuck

    • C. 

      Lorenzo Paxton

    • D. 

      Ass hat with a bird

  • 70. 
    Danny finds himself frequently all sick and goddamn tired of
    • A. 

      Steelers and Colts

    • B. 

      Looters and Polluters

    • C. 

      Assholes and Politicans

    • D. 

      Party Goers and Runnin Throwers

  • 71. 
    Danny talks to his son on a DICK/ …
    • A. 

      Weekly Basis

    • B. 

      Other day basis

    • C. 

      Never

    • D. 

      Daily Basis

  • 72. 
    Mr. Dingus knows danny because:
    • A. 

      They are good friends

    • B. 

      He is dannys parole officer

    • C. 

      They are drinking buddies

    • D. 

      He gets him free shet to drink

  • 73. 
    According to dannys dad, danny changes his damn glasses more than he changes his damn shirt
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False