The Retard Quiz
Try this quiz that asks random questions designed to test your knowledge on different subject matters. It might not be as easy as you think but just attempt it to see how you will do.
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Welcome to the Retard Test.Question 1:If you were busting to go to the toilet, and nobody was in there, what would you do?
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A. Pee on the ground
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B. Eat a banana
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C. Go in, sit down, and do you business
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D. Look for another toilet
Correct Answer
C. C. Go in, sit down, and do you business -
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Question 2:Dogs are animals
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A. True
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B. False
Correct Answer
A. A. True -
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Question 3:Michael Jackson was born in the year (1958)
Correct Answer
1958 - 4.
Question 4:If you were walking down the street and saw a cat being tortured, what would you do?
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A. Call the police
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B. Get out your phone and film it (this seems to be the most popular)
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C. Join in
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D. Cheer the torturer on
Correct Answer
A. A. Call the police -
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Question 5:If you bought some fruit from the market, and you were charged too much, what would you do?
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A. Thank the cashier and walk off
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B. Throw your fruit at the cashier
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C. Ask why the doughnut on your back is itching
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D. Complain, and get your money back
Correct Answer
D. D. Complain, and get your money back -
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Question 6:1 + 2 = ?
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A. Three
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B. Lemon
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C. One
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D. Fifty-Two
Correct Answer
A. A. Three -
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Question 7:Is the sky always blue?
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A. Yes
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B. No
Correct Answer
B. B. No -
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Question 8:What country was pizza originally invented in?
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A. Murica
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B. Italy
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C. Chewing Gum
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D. Spain
Correct Answer
B. B. Italy -
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Question 9:Can you drink a full bottle of lethal poison and not die?
Correct Answer
No
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Question 10:Is blue a colour?
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A. Yes
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B. Hot Dog
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C. Red
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D. No
Correct Answer
A. A. Yes -
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Question 11:Is India spelled with an "I"?
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A. Yes
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B. No
Correct Answer
A. A. Yes -
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Question 12:Can you eat a celery stick without spilling cake on yourself?
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A. If you eat the cake yesterday
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B. Yes
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C. I'm retarded
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D. If you pull the stick out of the cheese
Correct Answer
B. B. Yes -
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Question 13:How many carrots are there in a carrot?
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A. One
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B. Carrot
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C. Thirteen
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D. Sick
Correct Answer
A. A. One -
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Question 14:What letter starts the English alphabet?
Correct Answer
A
The letter A - 15.
Question 15:How many questions are there in this quiz?
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A. One
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B. I can't count
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C. Fifteen
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D. What's a quiz?
Correct Answer
C. C. Fifteen -
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