The Retard Quiz

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The Retard Quiz

Try this quiz that asks random questions designed to test your knowledge on different subject matters. It might not be as easy as you think but just attempt it to see how you will do.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    • A. 

      A. Pee on the ground

    • B. 

      B. Eat a banana

    • C. 

      C. Go in, sit down, and do you business

    • D. 

      D. Look for another toilet

  • 2. 
    Question 2:Dogs are animals
    • A. 

      A. True

    • B. 

      B. False

  • 3. 
    Question 3:Michael Jackson was born in the year (1958)
  • 4. 
    Question 4:If you were walking down the street and saw a cat being tortured, what would you do?
    • A. 

      A. Call the police

    • B. 

      B. Get out your phone and film it (this seems to be the most popular)

    • C. 

      C. Join in

    • D. 

      D. Cheer the torturer on

  • 5. 
    Question 5:If you bought some fruit from the market, and you were charged too much, what would you do?
    • A. 

      A. Thank the cashier and walk off

    • B. 

      B. Throw your fruit at the cashier

    • C. 

      C. Ask why the doughnut on your back is itching

    • D. 

      D. Complain, and get your money back

  • 6. 
    Question 6:1 + 2 = ?
    • A. 

      A. Three

    • B. 

      B. Lemon

    • C. 

      C. One

    • D. 

      D. Fifty-Two

  • 7. 
    Question 7:Is the sky always blue?
    • A. 

      A. Yes

    • B. 

      B. No

  • 8. 
    Question 8:What country was pizza originally invented in?
    • A. 

      A. Murica

    • B. 

      B. Italy

    • C. 

      C. Chewing Gum

    • D. 

      D. Spain

  • 9. 
    Question 9:Can you drink a full bottle of lethal poison and not die?
  • 10. 
    Question 10:Is blue a colour?
    • A. 

      A. Yes

    • B. 

      B. Hot Dog

    • C. 

      C. Red

    • D. 

      D. No

  • 11. 
    Question 11:Is India spelled with an "I"?
    • A. 

      A. Yes

    • B. 

      B. No

  • 12. 
    Question 12:Can you eat a celery stick without spilling cake on yourself? 
    • A. 

      A. If you eat the cake yesterday

    • B. 

      B. Yes

    • C. 

      C. I'm retarded

    • D. 

      D. If you pull the stick out of the cheese

  • 13. 
    Question 13:How many carrots are there in a carrot?
    • A. 

      A. One

    • B. 

      B. Carrot

    • C. 

      C. Thirteen

    • D. 

      D. Sick

  • 14. 
    Question 14:What letter starts the English alphabet?
  • 15. 
    Question 15:How many questions are there in this quiz?
    • A. 

      A. One

    • B. 

      B. I can't count

    • C. 

      C. Fifteen

    • D. 

      D. What's a quiz?