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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're working in the scene shop, building a giant, flying platform when the table saw straight up breaks. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Go and tell Kevin what happened.

    • B. 

      Try and fix it yourself.

    • C. 

      Leave it as it is and go work on something else.

    • D. 

      Why would I be working in the scene shop?

  • 2. 
    Which HJT professor would you say you have worked with the most?
    • A. 

      Nancy

    • B. 

      Chris

    • C. 

      Kristen

    • D. 

      Greg

  • 3. 
    If you could only do one thing to earn credits towards Drama Banquet, you would:
    • A. 

      Sell

    • B. 

      Poster

    • C. 

      Forget to bake

    • D. 

      Last ditch sexual favor

  • 4. 
    What is the best place to hang out in the theatre?
    • A. 

      The Rod Room

    • B. 

      The Tension Grid

    • C. 

      The Outdoor Smoking Lounge

    • D. 

      In the Kitchen (Eating Marshmallows)

  • 5. 
    You're alone in the theatre late at night, finishing up that scenic design model. Suddenly, from a distance, you hear the telltale rattling of pipes that means the theatre ghost is stirring. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Get the heck out of the building!

    • B. 

      Go searching for it - perhaps I'll find something of interest.

    • C. 

      Ghosts aren't real.

    • D. 

      I am the ghost.

    • E. 

      Ignore it and go back to working on my project.

    • F. 

      Update Facebook Status - "OMG Just heard the ghost #itotallyliveinthetheatre"

  • 6. 
    Makitas game on a sunny Sunday afternoon! What position do you play?
    • A. 

      Any position - You're all over that field!

    • B. 

      Team Mom - You load up your backpack with popsicles and sunscreen!

    • C. 

      Strategy Enthusiast.

    • D. 

      Oh shit, there's a game today?!

    • E. 

      Makitas are drills.

  • 7. 
    You're at a cast party when some song you really dislike comes on the playlist. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Awkwardly sing along like you know it.

    • B. 

      You and your group run onto the dance floor and scream until everyone leaves. Then you play what you want to hear.

    • C. 

      You go into the kitchen and drink.

    • D. 

      Jump on the nearest freshman and go for it.

  • 8. 
    You're putting on a lunchbox! What are you gonna do?
    • A. 

      This cool, modern, new-age thing I found online.

    • B. 

      American Girls!

    • C. 

      I only do main-stage.

    • D. 

      I wrote it. And the next five installments.

  • 9. 
    The Instant Play Festival is here! What are you doing?
    • A. 

      Writing a lengthy, artistic monologue at 4am.

    • B. 

      Reading a lengthy, artistic monologue at 10am and thinking: "Shit, how am I going to direct this?"

    • C. 

      Memorizing a lengthy, artistic monologue at 4pm.

    • D. 

      Critiquing a lengthy, artistic monologue at 8pm.

  • 10. 
    What are your thoughts on this quiz?
    • A. 

      I took it to be ironic.

    • B. 

      I picked B. It's always B.

    • C. 

      I won.

    • D. 

      At least this is better than wrestling a troll.

  • 11. 
    BONUS QUESTION: Whose bones would you jump?
    • A. 

      Grandpa Thomas

    • B. 

      Grandpa Jeremy

    • C. 

      Meg Bowles

    • D. 

      Sabina