The Hipster Quiz

10 Questions
The Hipster Quiz

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    The celebrity I like best is:
    • A. 

      Zoey Deschanel

    • B. 

      Frank Sinatra

    • C. 

      Drake

    • D. 

      Lady Gaga

  • 2. 
    I work at:
    • A. 

      A small, independently run business

    • B. 

      A bar or restaurant

    • C. 

      Everywhere (AKA I’m a promoter)

    • D. 

      A typical office

  • 3. 
    In the last 2 weeks I have likely said:
    • A. 

      This book is really deck

    • B. 

      I picked up my new table at a yard sale

    • C. 

      I miss Oprah

    • D. 

      Fo’ Shizzle Dizzle

  • 4. 
    My favorite pair of pants are:
    • A. 

      Jeans that sag just enough to upset my mom

    • B. 

      Pants? I wear suits.

    • C. 

      Leggings if you’re a girl, Skiny Jeans if you’re a boy

    • D. 

      So old I don’t remember where I got them

  • 5. 
    My stapler is:
    • A. 

      Neon and/or sparkly

    • B. 

      It‘s metal and it belonged to my father

    • C. 

      The red Swingline

    • D. 

      For serious tho, that’s the question?

  • 6. 
    My hairstyle is:
    • A. 

      Down with a headband if you’re a girl, thoughtfully messy if you’re a boy

    • B. 

      I let my hair do what it wants

    • C. 

      Decidedly normal

    • D. 

      Fresh and clean

  • 7. 
    At one point or another I have:
    • A. 

      Worn a scarf that had nothing to do with warmth

    • B. 

      Attached my keys to my belt loop

    • C. 

      ‘Sported’ a fedora

    • D. 

      Worn 3D glasses I got from the movies as sunglasses

  • 8. 
    I order the following at a bar:
    • A. 

      PBR

    • B. 

      I only go places that are BYOB

    • C. 

      Scotch…but I’ll settle for whiskey

    • D. 

      Patron

  • 9. 
    My music taste includes:
    • A. 

      Passion Pit

    • B. 

      The Black Keys

    • C. 

      Dean Martin & Talk Radio

    • D. 

      Kid Cudi

  • 10. 
    The phrase “It’s Hip to Be Square” is about:
    • A. 

      Foursquare & Fashion Staplers

    • B. 

      Square Dancing & Fashion Staplers

    • C. 

      Huey Lewis & The News & Fashion Staplers

    • D. 

      IDK I need to GTS & Fashion Staplers