You look totally awesome!
You look extremely uncool.
You look like you've lost weight on the low fat diet.
Your butt looks fat in that suit.
That he has taken up choka hunting, and killed a choka. After that, he cooked it up and dined upon it with some soup.
He has been chasing girls, referred to as chokas. He asked one out on a date, but was turned down. His feeling were hurt and he had to swallow his own pride.
He was surfing, and catching some great waves, when one wave broke suddenly broke along it's entire length. He fell hard into the water and swallowed some polluted water.
He had an accident while pleasuring himself.
He was kicked out of a terrible buffet because the restaurant was closing. Therefore he had to finish his meal quickly.
She is repeatedly humiliated by him.
That he is a flake, doesn't have a job, and she had to borrow money to support him.
That he has turned her into an insatiable sex machine.
That he has turn her into a prostitute.
A liberal democrat.
A hardened criminal.
Not very hip or trendy in music or fashion.
Very good looking.
The girl is smoking hot!
The girl is only hot, from the neck down.
The girl is probably a gold-digger.
The girl doesn't have a very high IQ.
Just joined a gang, and his initiation was today.
Is a great break dancer and he went to a very important audition today.
Just got out of jail, after being caught carjacking. He met his parole officer today.
Is the new kid in town, and was bullied at school to see how tough he is.
Go buy 2 40 caliber handguns and commit a robbery.
Find a couple of middle age women and have group sex.
Drink a couple of 40 ounce beers, and look at some used CDs at the record store.
Have a big breakfast and go hit the yard sales.