Teenslang Challenge Quiz
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- 1.Your out shopping with your friend, and you try on a new suit. Upon seeing you, your friend tells you, "Whoa, you definitely look phat phree in that!" Your friend has just told you that _________
- A.
You look totally awesome!
- B.
You look extremely uncool.
- C.
You look like you've lost weight on the low fat diet.
- D.
Your butt looks fat in that suit.
- 2.Your son walks into the house and begins telling you about his day. He says, "Dad, I was catchin' some chokas, and one freaking closed out on me. I ate it hard, and swallowed some chowder. Your son is saying ___________
- A.
That he has taken up choka hunting, and killed a choka. After that, he cooked it up and dined upon it with some soup.
- B.
He has been chasing girls, referred to as chokas. He asked one out on a date, but was turned down. His feeling were hurt and he had to swallow his own pride.
- C.
He was surfing, and catching some great waves, when one wave broke suddenly broke along it's entire length. He fell hard into the water and swallowed some polluted water.
- D.
He had an accident while pleasuring himself.
- E.
He was kicked out of a terrible buffet because the restaurant was closing. Therefore he had to finish his meal quickly.
- 3.If you out with your friends at a cowboy bar, and your friend is telling you about her relationship with her man. She says that her boyfriend has made her "sell her saddle" on many occasions. Your cowgirl friend is telling you _______.
- A.
She is repeatedly humiliated by him.
- B.
That he is a flake, doesn't have a job, and she had to borrow money to support him.
- C.
That he has turned her into an insatiable sex machine.
- D.
That he has turn her into a prostitute.
- 4.Your neighbor Jack is bragging about his son's performance in sports. Jack leaves, and your son calls Jack's son, a "tool." Your son has just stated that Jack's son is _______
- A.
Gay.
- B.
Stupid.
- C.
A liberal democrat.
- D.
A hardened criminal.
- 5.You overhear some kids saying that your "bamma." The think that you are ___________
- A.
The man!
- B.
Crazy.
- C.
Not very hip or trendy in music or fashion.
- D.
Very good looking.
- 6.Your watching a beauty contest with a group of youngsters, and they all agree that the runner up is a "tip drill." They are saying that ______________
- A.
The girl is smoking hot!
- B.
The girl is only hot, from the neck down.
- C.
The girl is probably a gold-digger.
- D.
The girl doesn't have a very high IQ.
- 7.Your son brings a friend home from school, referring to him as a "newjack," and that he had a "chin check" today. His friend ________________
- A.
Just joined a gang, and his initiation was today.
- B.
Is a great break dancer and he went to a very important audition today.
- C.
Just got out of jail, after being caught carjacking. He met his parole officer today.
- D.
Is the new kid in town, and was bullied at school to see how tough he is.
- 8.Your friend calls you up to say he wants to go down a couple of "40s", and go "digging the crates" with you. Your friend would like to ________________
- A.
Go buy 2 40 caliber handguns and commit a robbery.
- B.
Find a couple of middle age women and have group sex.
- C.
Drink a couple of 40 ounce beers, and look at some used CDs at the record store.
- D.
Have a big breakfast and go hit the yard sales.
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