Stoned And Confused? Find Your Candidate!

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Stoned And Confused? Find Your Candidate!

Too stoned to care about the elections? In need of an answer when some yuppie prick asks you who you're voting for? My quiz utilizes a detailed database to discover which presidential candidate TRULY represents your interests.


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  • 1. 
    Do you smoke schwag?
    • A. 

      Yes I'd smoke schwag if it was around

    • B. 

      I don't smoke

    • C. 

      I tend to avoid schwag

    • D. 

      I love schwag with all of its seeds and stems

    • E. 

      Schwag is poison

  • 2. 
    A child approaches you on the street and hands you 3 schwag seeds. You:
    • A. 

      Plant the seeds.

    • B. 

      Throw them away when he isn't looking.

    • C. 

      Throw them in his face.

    • D. 

      Put them on top of your res bowl and smoke it.

    • E. 

      Coax the child into coming home with you.

  • 3. 
    You're smoking with a friend and he suggests that you scrape resin and then smoke it. You:
    • A. 

      Enthusiastically run for a coat hanger.

    • B. 

      Go for a knife. A good knife can sure get a lot of res!

    • C. 

      Have already smoked all of the available resin.

    • D. 

      Say no ( you would rather let the resin build up a little longer).

    • E. 

      Don't smoke resin.