You stand up and say the peom with many words mispronounced.
You do the best you can, but feel embarrased.
The best you can, with beutiful fluency and precision.
Blab it out.
Nothing; Take care of him with a lightsaber.
Make a conversation stopping comeback; one he can't say anything back to, and walk away.
Say "How wude!"
Say "I keel you!"
Say "If you only knew who I was..."
Yoga Moves on the beach
The Princes Bride
The cheapest one.
Say "No thank you. Keep your money."
Say "Why don't you donate that to the poor?"
Gimme Gimme Gimme!