Compile a list of reasons why Earth should not be destroyed.
Find a way to bring Grandpa back from Shangri-La.
Learn to speak English.
Bring Prez out of his deep depression and get him to talk again.
Hearing a doorbell ring at the Blythes' which no one else seemed to hear.
Seeing a figure appear out of thin air and sit on the bus seat next to him.
Watching a shooting star seem to drop out of the night sky.
Packing his bag and running away from the Children's Temporary Accommodation.
Freeing all the teenagers at a young offenders' institution.
Performing a magic act in a hospital children's ward.
Unlocking the vault at a bank for a gang of bank robbers.
Letting all the dogs in the animal rescue center run free.
Sputnik cut it down with the toy lightsaber.
It was struck by lightning during the birthday party.
It had a rotten core and just happened to fall that night.
All the birthday party guests climbed the tree and broke it.
People not reading instruction manuals.
People refusing to feed him.
Being tied up in the basement.
Having to catch Frisbees kids threw to him.
His planet was destroyed by Planetary Clearance.
His planet was no longer considered a planet because it was too small.
His planet collided with an asteroid and disintegrated.
He actually did have a home planet, but he was keeping it secret.
It giggled, checked out the groceries, and then gave back a lot of money.
It set off bells that called the police to come and arrest them for shoplifting.
It spoke back to Sputnik and told him a funny joke.
The checker was so busy saying how cute Sputnik was that she didn't notice anything was wrong.
Made it interactive
Turned up the volume
Turned it into a laser light machine
Made it work like a microwave oven
All of Grandad's rememberings
Grandad's sea charts