Somebody Has A Case Of The Mondays

This product was patented and sold as a medicine in the 1830s. Some claim it cured baldness, athlete’s foot and prevented cancer. With the name the GOOD stuff carries today, I'm sure it could cure anything.

Currency paper is composed of 25 percent linen and 75 percent what? Red and blue synthetic fibers of various lengths are distributed evenly throughout the paper. Before World War I these fibers were made of silk.

If instead of looking at the traffic light you're sending a text message while you wait for the green, this may not come as easily to you. But what is the order, from top to bottom, of the colors of a traffic light? (in the United States)

While we're on the topic of the United States, tell me how many states make up the united. Don't laugh. A lot of people Leno asked didn't know.

Many of you (most likely not you Texans) probably visited this famous monument on a middle-school field trip. But were you paying attention? In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

It wasn't until my sisters and I were in high school that my family got cable.  Before that, we only had the very basic channels (so deprived!). It was a treat to go babysitting for a family who had MTV and the Disney Channel. Our TV only included the very standard VHF channels.   How many channels are there on a VHF television dial?        

Remember when Michael Scott from The Office wore a woman’s suit? Besides the shoulder pads and the pocket-less pants, Darryl was able to ID it as a woman’s suit because of the position of the buttons.   On which side of a woman’s blouse are the buttons? (If you’re wearing one, don’t you dare look down and cheat)

For those of you who have ever been, well, anywhere with me, you know I love cards (specifically, Hello Kitty Cards).    Typically, on which playing card is the card maker’s trademark?

I'm sure some of you could think of a long list of words meeting this criterion, but what is the shortest and most common english word that has all five vowels in it, occurring in "vowel order": a,e,i,o,u?

Who is the starting quarterback and MVP of the champions of Superbowl XLIV?  If you don't even know who won, get out of bed.