Every Woman Is Beautiful (Except For Some)

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Woman Quizzes & Trivia

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    My favorite type of style of sex is...
    • A. 

      Oral

    • B. 

      Vaginal

    • C. 

      Anal

    • D. 

      Self

  • 2. 
    I love it when a man has fantastic....
    • A. 

      Muscles

    • B. 

      Genitals

    • C. 

      Hygiene

    • D. 

      Nostrils

  • 3. 
    Annually, I end up straddling shaft with _____ different partners.
    • A. 

      1-3

    • B. 

      4-6

    • C. 

      7-10

    • D. 

      None

  • 4. 
    During foreplay, I love it when a man provides a _______
    • A. 

      Cute nibble to the ear

    • B. 

      Gentle hickey to the neck (or other area)

    • C. 

      Practical Joke

    • D. 

      Rimjob

  • 5. 
    On an average day, I wear ____
    • A. 

      Panties

    • B. 

      Thong

    • C. 

      Men's Boxers

    • D. 

      N/A

  • 6. 
    Weekly, I converse with other females about the shortcomings of men ____ time(s).
    • A. 

      0-1

    • B. 

      2-4

    • C. 

      5-10

    • D. 

      I'm the reason why it took women so long to get equal rights.

  • 7. 
    Have you ever cried after coitus?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I need a rimjob.

  • 8. 
    Directly following coitus, I usually ______.
    • A. 

      Cuddle.

    • B. 

      Tell him how amazing it felt.

    • C. 

      Eat.

    • D. 

      Bitch about something that kills the moment while I'm trying to sleep.

  • 9. 
    I would love to hear my man say _______ during copulation.
    • A. 

      My name

    • B. 

      Profanity

    • C. 

      "I'm tired, let's take a break and watch Sex and the City."

    • D. 

      Hints/Advice (ex. Harder, Slower, etc.)

  • 10. 
    My favorite safety word is ______.
    • A. 

      We won't need one.

    • B. 

      We won't use one.

    • C. 

      Denver Omelet.

    • D. 

      I still need a rimjob.

  • 11. 
    My feelings on fellatio:
    • A. 

      I fucking love it! Few things do I enjoy more than that! Degrade me, please!

    • B. 

      I'm happy to do it for him!

    • C. 

      As long as heads down my way right after.

    • D. 

      What's fellatio?

  • 12. 
    On average, the status of my pubic maintenance is ______
    • A. 

      Completely shaved. (This is the right answer.)

    • B. 

      Closely maintained. (The above answer is still the right answer.)

    • C. 

      This week, I shaped mine like the Star Destroyer!

    • D. 

      Forest.

  • 13. 
    I _____ getting spanked.
    • A. 

      Love

    • B. 

      Hate

    • C. 

      Don't care about

    • D. 

      Seriously, where is my rimjob?

  • 14. 
    I shower _____.
    • A. 

      Daily

    • B. 

      Every single day

    • C. 

      Each consecutive slot of twenty four hours

    • D. 

      Daily, and possibly again if I have either exercised/am expecting some action.

  • 15. 
    I would provide the following after my partner has provided cunnilingus:
    • A. 

      A medal.

    • B. 

      A blowjob.

    • C. 

      A blowjob and a medal.

    • D. 

      Free chick-fil-a for a year.

  • 16. 
    I have cheated before.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

    • C. 

      It was with an animal, it doesn't count.

  • 17. 
    After oral sex I choose to ________.
    • A. 

      Swallow

    • B. 

      Gulp down

    • C. 

      Slurp all the way

    • D. 

      Listen to Black Sabbath

  • 18. 
    I have named a penis ______ time(s).
    • A. 

      None

    • B. 

      1

    • C. 

      2-3

    • D. 

      More than 3. I'm a skank.

  • 19. 
    I find Doggystyle to be _________.
    • A. 

      My favorite! It hits it right where I want it.

    • B. 

      All right, but I prefer being able to look at him.

    • C. 

      Degrading.

    • D. 

      Certainly better than Moosestyle.

  • 20. 
    I find egotistical blonde muscular 5'8 males to be _____.
    • A. 

      Delicious.

    • B. 

      Perfect between my thighs.

    • C. 

      Dreamy.

    • D. 

      Fuck this, I'm getting a rimjob.