Rate Your Sex Sense Of Humor

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Sex Quizzes & Trivia

How well are you able to let go and laugh when it comes to marital intimacy.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    In the middle of making love, you start to fall off the bed. In response, you:
    • A. 

      Drag your spouse down to the ground with you, laughing the whole way. After all, you can just as easily make love on the floor.

    • B. 

      Tighten your jaw, claw at the sheets, and make sure to keep your spot on the bed.

    • C. 

      Speak up and say, "Hey, I'm falling!" The two of you readjust and, with a chuckle, regain your place on the bed.

  • 2. 
    Your favorite way to flirt with your spouse is:
    • A. 

      Sending a suggestive text, winking across a room, and whispering sweet nothings in your spouse's ear.

    • B. 

      Double-entendres, silly word play, and strategic body squeezes. You like to have fun!

    • C. 

      Flirt? Why would I flirt with someone I'm already married to?

  • 3. 
    Just as you both get naked under the sheets, your child enters the room. Oh no, someone forgot to lock the door! You:
    • A. 

      Nestle deep under those sheets and say, "I'll be out in a minute." You and your spouse snicker at being caught, but you pray that your child never realizes what he almost saw.

    • B. 

      Do everything to keep a straight face in front of your child as your spouse's hand runs along your thigh. As soon as the child has left, you both break out laughing. You know what story you'll be telling your moms group tomorrow.

    • C. 

      Tell your child to leave and you'll be there in a minute. Then you get dressed, turn to your spouse, and chide him for not making sure the lock was engaged.

  • 4. 
    When it comes to role-playing or using sex games in the bedroom, you:
    • A. 

      Can recommend plenty. You've tried quite a few and know what's fun for your marriage!

    • B. 

      Have been playful from time to time and enjoyed the experience. It's not common, but you're open to costumes, sex coupons, or intimacy games.

    • C. 

      Don't see the point. The role you're playing is "spouse," and you can't imagine wanting to play a game in the bedroom.

  • 5. 
    When a double-entendre comes up in conversation (Examples from Hot, Holy & Humorous: "Masturbation is a touchy subject" or "Here's the lowdown on oral sex."), you:
    • A. 

      Chuckle when someone points it out. You didn't catch it, but now that you see it, yeah, it's funny.

    • B. 

      Consider such talk unseemly and inappropriate regarding a private matter such as sex.

    • C. 

      Laugh aloud and then point it out to everyone: "Get it? TOUCHY subject? LOWDOWN?"

  • 6. 
    When you think back on your sexual experiences with your spouse, you:
    • A. 

      Have several stories of funny experiences that would make your friends laugh out loud if you told them.

    • B. 

      Remember that one time when you both laughed so hard, you thought you'd cry. And maybe one other.

    • C. 

      Can't think of anything humorous about your marital sex life.