Drag your spouse down to the ground with you, laughing the whole way. After all, you can just as easily make love on the floor.
Tighten your jaw, claw at the sheets, and make sure to keep your spot on the bed.
Speak up and say, "Hey, I'm falling!" The two of you readjust and, with a chuckle, regain your place on the bed.
Sending a suggestive text, winking across a room, and whispering sweet nothings in your spouse's ear.
Double-entendres, silly word play, and strategic body squeezes. You like to have fun!
Flirt? Why would I flirt with someone I'm already married to?
Nestle deep under those sheets and say, "I'll be out in a minute." You and your spouse snicker at being caught, but you pray that your child never realizes what he almost saw.
Do everything to keep a straight face in front of your child as your spouse's hand runs along your thigh. As soon as the child has left, you both break out laughing. You know what story you'll be telling your moms group tomorrow.
Tell your child to leave and you'll be there in a minute. Then you get dressed, turn to your spouse, and chide him for not making sure the lock was engaged.
Can recommend plenty. You've tried quite a few and know what's fun for your marriage!
Have been playful from time to time and enjoyed the experience. It's not common, but you're open to costumes, sex coupons, or intimacy games.
Don't see the point. The role you're playing is "spouse," and you can't imagine wanting to play a game in the bedroom.
Chuckle when someone points it out. You didn't catch it, but now that you see it, yeah, it's funny.
Consider such talk unseemly and inappropriate regarding a private matter such as sex.
Laugh aloud and then point it out to everyone: "Get it? TOUCHY subject? LOWDOWN?"
Have several stories of funny experiences that would make your friends laugh out loud if you told them.
Remember that one time when you both laughed so hard, you thought you'd cry. And maybe one other.
Can't think of anything humorous about your marital sex life.