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  • 1. 
     What is your pastime?
    • A. 

      Sniffing shrooms MEHHHHH

    • B. 

      Rubbing fish scales

    • C. 

      Shooting pens from your mouth

    • D. 

      Blowing up unicorn happy pony meadow land :S

    • E. 

      ITS-A MEE! MAARIOO!

  • 2. 
     A man grabs you by the shoulder and says, "Hey, can I borrow some mustard for my nose?" What do you give him?
    • A. 

      A Magical Arapaima

    • B. 

      A golden rainbow toilet seat

    • C. 

      Mustard

    • D. 

      A cow

    • E. 

      Fungus

    • F. 

      What?

    • G. 

      A crocodile

  • 3. 
     A man walks up to you and says, "Hey! Your mom looks like a blueberry with a punctured tittle!" What do you say?
    • A. 

      Unicorn

    • B. 

      I'm farting rite now XD

    • C. 

      What'd you say bout' my momma?!

    • D. 

      RAWR KITTY KAT EAT YOU LIKE BROCCOLI RAWR

    • E. 

      I HAVE-A BROTHER NAMED-A LUIGI! GIVE ME SHROOMS I'M-A HUNGRY!

  • 4. 
     If you could go back in time, what would you say as you were being born?
    • A. 

      MEH! GIVE ME SHROOMS!

    • B. 

      Waaaaaah

    • C. 

      Lets go to rainbow gay unicorn dust happy merry christmas lightbulb land XD

    • D. 

      RAWR IM A KITTY KAT GIVE ME FRUIT IM HUNGWRY

    • E. 

      Skunk

  • 5. 
     AT&T stands for...
    • A. 

      Atomic Torture and Timmy

    • B. 

      RAWR I'M A KITTY KAT ATTACK THE SOMBRERO! MEH!

    • C. 

    • D. 

      Advertising Telegraph and Tol' Vir

  • 6. 
     What do you use to hold your poodle with?
    • A. 

      Unicorns

    • B. 

      Cheese

    • C. 

      My hands....

    • D. 

      Smiles made of interuppting enamel

    • E. 

      Porcupines

  • 7. 
    Mr. Popo walks up to you. What does he look like?
    • A. 

      Chubby, with a black body. Red lips, one tooth, and a turban. He also has pointy ears, a red vest, white pants, red shoes, and two golden bracelets on his biceps.

    • B. 

      Skinny, and purple with green spots all around him. Yellow lips, a full set of teeth, and a baseball hat. Round ears, a yellow shirt, brown pants, gold shoes, and two golden bracelets on his forearms.

    • C. 

      Like a Unicorn with a burrito hanging out of his mouth

  • 8. 
    Mr. Popo hands you 3 magical senzu beans! What do you do with them?
    • A. 

      Eat them

    • B. 

      Give them to your pony named Bilfred Cumberpants

    • C. 

      Beans? I like beans and rice with vanilla puddin!

    • D. 

      LUGELUGETUTTE

  • 9. 
    RAWR IM A KITTY KAT GIVE ME TACOS! RAWR! HOT SAUCE! CARROT JUICE! RAWR!
    • A. 

      MR. POPO'S MAGICAL UNICORN LAND

    • B. 

      MR. POPO'S MEXICAN STALL

    • C. 

      MR. POPO'S FRUIT STAND

  • 10. 
    Hop hop I'm a bunny. Bark bark I'm a _____.
    • A. 

      Hot Sauce

    • B. 

      27

    • C. 

      Cow

    • D. 

      Magical Arapaima

  • 11. 
     What does your soup say when it talks to you?
    • A. 

      "World Domination....."

    • B. 

      "Must... stay... away... from.... hands!"

    • C. 

      "The precious is mine! Alls mine! Precious is not yours! No no no!"

  • 12. 
     When you hear voices before your about to sleep, what do they say?
    • A. 

      "Pass the salt."

    • B. 

      "Give me your toenails, mortal!"

    • C. 

      "Good morning."

    • D. 

      "Good night."

  • 13. 
     You are disturbed. What/who is disturbing you?
    • A. 

      This quiz

    • B. 

      Scott Johnson

    • C. 

      Nachos

    • D. 

      The Alphabet

    • E. 

      An arapaima

    • F. 

      Images

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    • A. 

      NAGH

    • B. 

      Pillow

    • C. 

      1

  • 15. 
     You pass the soccer ball to a cheesepuff. He screams and runs it into the opposite end zone. What rule has he just broken?
    • A. 

      No screaming.

    • B. 

      No running into the enemies end zone.

    • C. 

      All of the above.

    • D. 

      All of the sideways.

    • E. 

      You misspelled cheespuff. Dumb author....

    • F. 

      What kind of game is this?

  • 16. 
     The man tells you to turn off the left switch. Which one do you turn off?  
    • A. 

      I turn off the left switch.

    • B. 

      I turn on the right switch.

    • C. 

      I eat the switches.

    • D. 

      I ignore the man and continue eating my cheese.

  • 17. 
     You are walking on a busy street, and out of nowhere Godzilla comes and steals your xylophone. What do you say to him?
    • A. 

      GIMME MY XYLOPHONE BACK YOU INSENSITIVE BUTT KNUCKER!

    • B. 

      My xylophone had a bomb in it anyway

    • C. 

      I don't care. Godzilla can take my xylophone and all the other xylophones in Japan all he wants.

    • D. 

      You fight Godzilla and throw him into the Underworld full of cheese.

  • 18. 
     You find a hole. It is very deep and very murky and damp. What do you think is inside?
    • A. 

      A Knucker

    • B. 

      Poop

    • C. 

      Flying Penguins

    • D. 

      It is an illusion and only those with the eyes of a chocolate shake can see through its mirage.

    • E. 

      Area 52

  • 19. 
     You are eating your yarn when all of a sudden, your hand catches on fire. The flame is pink and eventually you are enveloped in ember. You jump out your window and into a vat of corn-flavored pudding. What caused the fire?
    • A. 

      Wait... What?

    • B. 

      You are so dumb. My house doesn't have any windows.

    • C. 

      You are so dumb. The pudding was coconut-flavored.

    • D. 

      Maybe the fact that you had a lit match in your hands and you were also eating cotton candy...

    • E. 

      The senzu beans Mr. Popo gave me.

  • 20. 
    You wake up to find that your Soup has fulfilled its goal of World Domination. Everywhere around you there are human slaves being tossed and hassled by giants bowls of soup. You try to remember... What kind of soup was your soup?
    • A. 

      Tomato

    • B. 

      Chicken Noodle

    • C. 

      Unicorn Horn

    • D. 

      Earwax

    • E. 

      ICE CREAM! :D

  • 21. 
     You are transferred to the base of The Twitch King. What does he look like?
    • A. 

      Like someone from World of Warcraft

    • B. 

      Like a fat dude who's eye won't stop vibrating

    • C. 

      Like a mirror covered in defecation

  • 22. 
    You are in Limbo. What does it look like?
    • A. 

      A large gymnasium with checkered floors and a disco ball

    • B. 

      A vast wasteland in Hell where Death walks among your soul for unfaithful beliefs

    • C. 

      Like a giant bowl of toenails

    • D. 

      Your left eyeball

  • 23. 
     You are busy chasing your poodle named Muffin when all of a sudden, your couch becomes a mirage of Hades. It says, "You have taken one of my teeth. Give it back, mortal, or I will suck your eyeballs out of your skull." What do you do?
    • A. 

      I didn't steal his tooth. Dumb author.

    • B. 

      Say, "Your such an idiot, Hades. I don't have eyeballs."

    • C. 

      I don't have a poodle named Muffin.

    • D. 

      Throw Muffin at Hades.

    • E. 

      Give him an old piece of Popcorn and see if he falls for it.

  • 24. 
    Yip yip I'm a bison. Smeagle Smeagle I'm a _________.
    • A. 

      Character from Lord of the Rings

    • B. 

      69

    • C. 

      Hot Sauce

    • D. 

      Demon

  • 25. 
    You are very tired right now. What did you do last night that made you so sleepy?
    • A. 

      I overslept while drinking hot sauce

    • B. 

      I'm not sleepy.

    • C. 

      Nothing you need to know about....

    • D. 

      The sound of your female dog Muffin humping her bed all night

  • 26. 
    A man named Aaron Wallace walks up to you and says, "Can I be your friend?" Then he attempts to hand you a barnacle. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Take the barnacle, only to realize its a grenade

    • B. 

      Cut off his left foot

    • C. 

      Call him the easter bunny and inspect his mouth for eggs

    • D. 

      Stand there and give him a blank look

  • 27. 
    You are in Utopia. I envision it as a world made of cheese that has spaghetti sauce all over it. What is your envision?
    • A. 

      The entire world is made of knuckers

    • B. 

      Made of chocolate doughnut grenades with poodles named Muffin running all over the place

    • C. 

      Your house

    • D. 

      *RAWR! I'm a kitty cat! I like pencils and orange juice!*

  • 28. 
    Meow meow I'm a cat. Oink Oink I'm a ______
    • A. 

      86

    • B. 

      Pig

    • C. 

      Hobknucker

    • D. 

      Chocolate Doughnut Grenade

  • 29. 
    An evil beast called a Snobbinwogger runs to you and threatens to decapitate you with its arm blade. What do you eat to make him go away?
    • A. 

      Chocolate Doughnut Greandes

    • B. 

      His right eyeball

    • C. 

      A keyboard made of ice cream

    • D. 

      Jello

  • 30. 
    Xenophobia is the fear of:
    • A. 

      Strangers

    • B. 

      *Ants in your pants*

    • C. 

      Index Fingers

    • D. 

      The letter *S*

  • 31. 
    Another man, a friend of Aaron Wallace, walks up to you as well. His name is William Thorbincootle. He tries to explain that he has an invisibility potion in his shirt pocket that he used to catch you on fire while you were eating your yarn, but you ignore him. Why did you ignore him?
    • A. 

      He smells like a butt knucker

    • B. 

      He has abnormally large dimples on his left thumb

    • C. 

      The power button on his cheek

  • 32. 
    A man pulls out a pocket stapler and impales you with it. What do you scream?
    • A. 

      "Orange juice!"

    • B. 

      "Darin, stop looking over my shoulder!"

    • C. 

      "Darin stop stabbing me with a pocket stapler!"

    • D. 

      "Alec Levine!"