The Muffin Man
The Gieco Cave Man
PIE!(the good kind)
I Have To Do Math?
Purell Hand Wipes
My Friend's Candy Bag
OMG! High School Musical Gummies!!
My Own Reality Show
Trick or Whating?
I Stopped Getting Pets At Pet #3,276
3,000 Pound Fish
A Magical Pickle Named Pablo
Friends Are For Squares
My Pet Rock
This Guy I Met At Target
You're Not That Old!
I Hope Somebody Loves You!
Do Old People Listen To The Oldies Station?
Have a Fun Day! Unless You're In A Wheelchair. Well, You Could Still Have Fun, Unless You Wanted To Walk Or Something....Well, Whatever. Happy Day.
Ummmmmm.....I Love You?
COOL! I Can Give Myself Paper Cuts! Hahahahah- OUCH!
......What, no pizza?
I wonder If I can finally fit in my locker now...
My overweight pig
That guy from Pokemon! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
Does It always take this long to die?
You can't die now! You owe me 5 bucks!
Well that sucks, now I have to find a new best friend!
Maybe you'll go to heaven! Or maybe not....
I'll always remember you! Unless I forget to.
Mi No Habla Ingles (I don't speak English)
My dad said it was unconstitutional
My doctor said it was bad for my health
I left it at Hogwarts
Aslan took it and won't give it back! (the magical Lion from Narnia)
Will work FOR NARINIA!
Will Work for Wonka
Will Work for- oh forget it! I don't work!
Will Work for Laundry Detergent
Will work for YOUR SOUL
Your Lucky pencil taped to your nose
Your British Chap hat
A really stupid wig
Deodorant made in Taiwan
You Trusty-dusty over sized, limited edition, hippie glasses!
The Little lad dance
The numa numa dance
The crazy teacher
The waltz (Disney Edition 3rd Remix)
The Chicken Dance Extreme workout with added yoga and palates
Who wears clothes anymore?
This question is stupid
A shirt......and pants.....maybe even underwear
OMG! I HAVE to be wearing my limited edition Elmo shirt by Armani, and my EXCLUSIVE DKNY jeans with my over sized multicolored Vera Bradly bag+ sunglasses to match(even in the winter) and my Ugg flipper-floppers.
Why are you all up in my life?
Anything Jonas Brother related
My subscription to "Nerds Who Live With Their Parents Monthly"
Wait, books still exist?
How to Handle your teenager
Brittany Spears (I ♥ her)
Barney! He appreciates me like no one else does!
Be all "OH NO! THEY FOUND THE BODY! @#$% "
Shout" GET AWAY FROM ME LUCKY CHARMS! STRANGER DANGER!"
Make bizarre and random noises until they walk away.
It would go something like this: "Why Are you by my locker?" "My locker is next to yours." "Well, so? find somewhere else to stand!" "I have to get my-" GO AND I WONT HAVE TO USE MY ORAGAMI ON YOU!" "paper folding?" "GOOOOOO! FGKJF:GODBJLGOGKDFKLDEA" "okay, okay, geeze!" "YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH! AND DONT COME BACK!"
Zebadiah twice removed from my aunt's brother's side
I don't NAME my pencils.
I can't afford pencils.
That's a knee-slapper!
That was funny
Nothing. I am emo and do not laugh.
That nerdy Kid next to you
Your principal's head
Paco the Pencil
I'm a Barbie girl
If you were gay
I love you (as seen on Barney)
Shut up and Sleep with me
Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa)
Common sense (never had much of that anyway)
The 6th sense
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER FREAK! oh....i mean, hi Mr. Stager...
Want some candy?
Gracias! El muro es mi amigo! (Thank you, The wall is my friend)
Yo-yo-yo! wuzzup my homie fo shomie shizzle wizzle wommie din dong ditch dat dwand in da hizzle house fouse hood of do your chain hang low faminizzlekochizle!
Hide behind the couch in the fetal position drinking juicy juice in your Dora pajamas.
Pretend you're in the movie, and dramatically say every line by heart
Bug your buddy by shouting directly in their ear "didyouseeit!? didyouseeit!? didyouseeit!?"
Throw various fruit at the screen
I don't watch movies because I believe that the radiation and light coming from the screen will melt my face.
Fairy Dora Doll!
The latest batteries in the fashion world
A boy and/or Girlfriend. Doesn't matter.
A Life. Preferably a good one.
Who ARE you? My teacher?
Ch! No! Homework's for Nerds!
I don't DO homework. I'm a middle school dropout.
Ha! Homework!Good one! Everyone knows homework's a myth!.......right?
Duh! Homework's the fruit of education!
I'd yell random things at them untill they got annoyed and confessed. like this: "Okay, here's the deal. You killed a guy." "no I-" "BUNNIES DON'T FLY" "what?" "DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" "I'm no-" "STOP DRINKING MY SMOOTHIE!" "You don't have a-" "I SAID STOP!" "But you're-" "COFFEE DOESN'T MAKE MONEY!" "I'll give you 20 bucks to shut up" "YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE ME!" 20 random moments later" "FINE! I killed him! Just get me AWAY from this guy!" "THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR VERY OWN FLOOR"
I'd say "insertnamehere I am your FATHERRRRR!"
I'd get too close for comfort and yell in their ear "YOUDIDIT YOUDIDIT YOUDIDIT!"
I'd stare at them uncomfortably until they got scared.
That's for me to know and you to wonder......
Ninja master Wusong fangshi Kulala Kongwai the thirty first.
I would wing it
I would watch a cop show to see what the criminals did, and NOT do that.
Listen to some other guy's plan
Run to the bank...hide...break into it....hide...run...steal...hide...run....go home....watch Dr. Phil episodes #4-#698
Classic: Walk in, shout GIMME THE MONEY and watch my plan backfire when Superman blows through the roof.
Your parents for not raising you right
You'd have a whole "I'd like to Blame..." speech and eventually you'd bore whoever was sent out to kill you, to death.
The Voices in your head
It's the hardest thing I've ever taken
Is this graded?
Not much. (I dont think)
It's stupid like the world
YOU MAY NEVER KNOW!