Random Quiz #2!!

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Random Quiz #2!!

Another random quiz that I made with some ideas from Liz!We're just gonna ask alotta random questions( thus the name) and all the possible answers are gonna be. . . . Weird. . . But just choose one! At the end it rates your answers and give you a percent on how random you are (it doesnt mean much cuz we didnt spend much time on that part)but since only one or two people are actually going to read the description, who cares!have fun! :3oh yeah, there's 31 questions, so bear with me! you have no IDEA how long it took to type these! GEEZE! half my day gone. . . .


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  • 1. 
    Which of these characters do you hate the most?
    • A. 

      Harry Potter

    • B. 

      The Muffin Man

    • C. 

      The Gieco Cave Man

    • D. 

      Nicholas Cage

    • E. 

      The Terminator

  • 2. 
    What's 2+2?
    • A. 

      PIE!(the good kind)

    • B. 

      That's Impossible!

    • C. 

      24858610000x3.14/q2+20-64x2=2+2

    • D. 

      4

    • E. 

      I Have To Do Math?

  • 3. 
    What's the best thing you got from trick-or-treating?
    • A. 

      Purell Hand Wipes

    • B. 

      My Friend's Candy Bag

    • C. 

      OMG! High School Musical Gummies!!

    • D. 

      My Own Reality Show

    • E. 

      Trick or Whating?

  • 4. 
    What do you have for a pet?
    • A. 

      I Stopped Getting Pets At Pet #3,276

    • B. 

      Cowmonkeysaurus

    • C. 

      A Rock

    • D. 

      3,000 Pound Fish

    • E. 

      A Magical Pickle Named Pablo

  • 5. 
    Who's Your BFF?
    • A. 

      Everyone!

    • B. 

      Hillary Clinton

    • C. 

      Friends Are For Squares

    • D. 

      My Pet Rock

    • E. 

      This Guy I Met At Target

  • 6. 
    What Would you write on a Valentine's card for a senior citizen?
    • A. 

      You're Not That Old!

    • B. 

      I Hope Somebody Loves You!

    • C. 

      Do Old People Listen To The Oldies Station?

    • D. 

      Have a Fun Day! Unless You're In A Wheelchair. Well, You Could Still Have Fun, Unless You Wanted To Walk Or Something....Well, Whatever. Happy Day.

    • E. 

      Ummmmmm.....I Love You?

  • 7. 
    If at this very moment you were taken to another dimension where you were flat like paper, what would your reaction be?
    • A. 

      Ch, Whatever

    • B. 

      COOL! I Can Give Myself Paper Cuts! Hahahahah- OUCH!

    • C. 

      *sudden death*

    • D. 

      ......What, no pizza?

    • E. 

      I wonder If I can finally fit in my locker now...

  • 8. 
    Who's Your Idol?
    • A. 

      My overweight pig

    • B. 

      Mr. Bean

    • C. 

      Dr. House

    • D. 

      That guy from Pokemon! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

    • E. 

      SPIDEYMAN!

  • 9. 
    If your best friend was dying in front of you right now, what would you say to them?
    • A. 

      Does It always take this long to die?

    • B. 

      You can't die now! You owe me 5 bucks!

    • C. 

      Well that sucks, now I have to find a new best friend!

    • D. 

      Maybe you'll go to heaven! Or maybe not....

    • E. 

      I'll always remember you! Unless I forget to.

  • 10. 
    Your latest homework excuse?
    • A. 

      Mi No Habla Ingles (I don't speak English)

    • B. 

      My dad said it was unconstitutional

    • C. 

      My doctor said it was bad for my health

    • D. 

      I left it at Hogwarts

    • E. 

      Aslan took it and won't give it back! (the magical Lion from Narnia)

  • 11. 
    What would your "Will work for...." sign say?(Example: Will work for food)
    • A. 

      Will work FOR NARINIA!

    • B. 

      Will Work for Wonka

    • C. 

      Will Work for- oh forget it! I don't work!

    • D. 

      Will Work for Laundry Detergent

    • E. 

      Will work for YOUR SOUL

  • 12. 
    You're getting ready to go to school where the boy/girl that you like will be. What do you wear?
    • A. 

      Your Lucky pencil taped to your nose

    • B. 

      Your British Chap hat

    • C. 

      A really stupid wig

    • D. 

      Deodorant made in Taiwan

    • E. 

      You Trusty-dusty over sized, limited edition, hippie glasses!

  • 13. 
    What's your favorite dance?
    • A. 

      The Little lad dance

    • B. 

      The numa numa dance

    • C. 

      The crazy teacher

    • D. 

      The waltz (Disney Edition 3rd Remix)

    • E. 

      The Chicken Dance Extreme workout with added yoga and palates

  • 14. 
    What's your favorite outfit?
    • A. 

      Who wears clothes anymore?

    • B. 

      This question is stupid

    • C. 

      A shirt......and pants.....maybe even underwear

    • D. 

      OMG! I HAVE to be wearing my limited edition Elmo shirt by Armani, and my EXCLUSIVE DKNY jeans with my over sized multicolored Vera Bradly bag+ sunglasses to match(even in the winter) and my Ugg flipper-floppers.

    • E. 

      Why are you all up in my life?

  • 15. 
    What's your favorite book/magazine?
    • A. 

      Anything Jonas Brother related

    • B. 

      My subscription to "Nerds Who Live With Their Parents Monthly"

    • C. 

      Wait, books still exist?

    • D. 

      How to Handle your teenager

    • E. 

      The Dictionary

  • 16. 
    If you could ask for a famous sibling, who would it be?
    • A. 

      JOE JONAS!

    • B. 

      Uh, voldemort!!

    • C. 

      Brittany Spears (I ♥ her)

    • D. 

      Barney! He appreciates me like no one else does!

    • E. 

      Michael Jackson!

  • 17. 
    If you saw someone remotely near your locker in the hall, what would you do?
    • A. 

      Uh, nothing!

    • B. 

      Be all "OH NO! THEY FOUND THE BODY! @#$% "

    • C. 

      Shout" GET AWAY FROM ME LUCKY CHARMS! STRANGER DANGER!"

    • D. 

      Make bizarre and random noises until they walk away.

    • E. 

      It would go something like this: "Why Are you by my locker?" "My locker is next to yours." "Well, so? find somewhere else to stand!" "I have to get my-" GO AND I WONT HAVE TO USE MY ORAGAMI ON YOU!" "paper folding?" "GOOOOOO! FGKJF:GODBJLGOGKDFKLDEA" "okay, okay, geeze!" "YOU'RE NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH! AND DONT COME BACK!"

  • 18. 
    What is your pencil's name?
    • A. 

      Paco

    • B. 

      Zebadiah twice removed from my aunt's brother's side

    • C. 

      I don't NAME my pencils.

    • D. 

      I can't afford pencils.

    • E. 

      He-who-must-not-be-named

  • 19. 
    What do you say when something's funny?
    • A. 

      That's a knee-slapper!

    • B. 

      ROFLOL noob

    • C. 

      You're retarded!

    • D. 

      That was funny

    • E. 

      Nothing. I am emo and do not laugh.

  • 20. 
    What do you use to open a stuck locker?
    • A. 

      Spork

    • B. 

      Chainsaw

    • C. 

      That nerdy Kid next to you

    • D. 

      Your principal's head

    • E. 

      Paco the Pencil

  • 21. 
    What's the top song on your iPod?(or what would be if you had one)
    • A. 

      I'm a Barbie girl

    • B. 

      If you were gay

    • C. 

      I love you (as seen on Barney)

    • D. 

      Shut up and Sleep with me

    • E. 

      Dragostea Din Tei (numa numa)

  • 22. 
    If you could LOSE a sense, what would it be?
    • A. 

      Fashion sense

    • B. 

      Common sense (never had much of that anyway)

    • C. 

      Sensibility (emotion)

    • D. 

      Smell

    • E. 

      The 6th sense

  • 23. 
    How do you say hi to people?
    • A. 

      GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER FREAK! oh....i mean, hi Mr. Stager...

    • B. 

      Want some candy?

    • C. 

      Gracias! El muro es mi amigo! (Thank you, The wall is my friend)

    • D. 

      Yo-yo-yo! wuzzup my homie fo shomie shizzle wizzle wommie din dong ditch dat dwand in da hizzle house fouse hood of do your chain hang low faminizzlekochizle!

    • E. 

      Hi

  • 24. 
    What do you do when you're watching a movie?
    • A. 

      Hide behind the couch in the fetal position drinking juicy juice in your Dora pajamas.

    • B. 

      Pretend you're in the movie, and dramatically say every line by heart

    • C. 

      Bug your buddy by shouting directly in their ear "didyouseeit!? didyouseeit!? didyouseeit!?"

    • D. 

      Throw various fruit at the screen

    • E. 

      I don't watch movies because I believe that the radiation and light coming from the screen will melt my face.

  • 25. 
    What do you want for Christmas?
    • A. 

      Fairy Dora Doll!

    • B. 

      Tissues

    • C. 

      The latest batteries in the fashion world

    • D. 

      A boy and/or Girlfriend. Doesn't matter.

    • E. 

      A Life. Preferably a good one.

  • 26. 
    Do You do your homework?
    • A. 

      Who ARE you? My teacher?

    • B. 

      Ch! No! Homework's for Nerds!

    • C. 

      I don't DO homework. I'm a middle school dropout.

    • D. 

      Ha! Homework!Good one! Everyone knows homework's a myth!.......right?

    • E. 

      Duh! Homework's the fruit of education!

  • 27. 
    If you were a detective, how would you get your suspects to confess?
    • A. 

      I'd yell random things at them untill they got annoyed and confessed. like this: "Okay, here's the deal. You killed a guy." "no I-" "BUNNIES DON'T FLY" "what?" "DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" "I'm no-" "STOP DRINKING MY SMOOTHIE!" "You don't have a-" "I SAID STOP!" "But you're-" "COFFEE DOESN'T MAKE MONEY!" "I'll give you 20 bucks to shut up" "YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE ME!" 20 random moments later" "FINE! I killed him! Just get me AWAY from this guy!" "THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR VERY OWN FLOOR"

    • B. 

      I'd say "insertnamehere I am your FATHERRRRR!"

    • C. 

      I'd get too close for comfort and yell in their ear "YOUDIDIT YOUDIDIT YOUDIDIT!"

    • D. 

      I'd stare at them uncomfortably until they got scared.

    • E. 

      That's for me to know and you to wonder......

  • 28. 
    What's your codename?
    • A. 

      Fuzzybearcuddles

    • B. 

      Black Pillow

    • C. 

      Ninja master Wusong fangshi Kulala Kongwai the thirty first.

    • D. 

      Mike

    • E. 

      Hideitsme

  • 29. 
    If you were going to rob a bank, what would your plan be?
    • A. 

      I would wing it

    • B. 

      I would watch a cop show to see what the criminals did, and NOT do that.

    • C. 

      Listen to some other guy's plan

    • D. 

      Run to the bank...hide...break into it....hide...run...steal...hide...run....go home....watch Dr. Phil episodes #4-#698

    • E. 

      Classic: Walk in, shout GIMME THE MONEY and watch my plan backfire when Superman blows through the roof.

  • 30. 
    If You made a mistake that could end up getting you murdered/fired from job, who would you put the blame on?
    • A. 

      The government

    • B. 

      Your parents for not raising you right

    • C. 

      You'd have a whole "I'd like to Blame..." speech and eventually you'd bore whoever was sent out to kill you, to death.

    • D. 

      The Voices in your head

    • E. 

      Me

  • 31. 
    What did you think of this quiz?
    • A. 

      It's the hardest thing I've ever taken

    • B. 

      Is this graded?

    • C. 

      Not much. (I dont think)

    • D. 

      It's stupid like the world

    • E. 

      YOU MAY NEVER KNOW!