Butt Ranker Quiz
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Ever wondered how big guys think your butt is but too shy to ask? Have you ever wanted to know how what rank among other girls your butt is? If so, this is the quiz for you! When done taking the quiz, follow the instagram page: Randall_Rankers to see the results.
- 1.When you turn around, do you ever knock things over or close doors with your butt?
- A.
Yes, all the time!
- B.
No, never
- C.
Sometimes
- 2.Be truthful, do you have a hard time finding jeans that fit your butt?
- A.
Sometimes
- B.
All the time
- C.
Never
- 3.Be truthful, when you wear tights, guys______.
- A.
Stare in amazement wondering where your butt is
- B.
Grab/Slap your butt
- C.
Comment on your butt size
- D.
Constantly stare at your butt when you walk in the halls
- 4.Do you ever catch guys staring at your butt?
- A.
Yes, all the time!
- B.
No, never
- C.
Sometimes
- D.
I think they're trying to find out where my butt is
- 5.Be truthful, do you have a problem fitting on toilets?
- A.
Yes, I fall right in due to the lack of a butt
- B.
Yes, my butt envelopes the seat
- C.
No, I've never had a problem before
- 6.When you sit down, what happens?
- A.
Nothing
- B.
You slide out of the chair due to the lack of a butt
- C.
You make a squish noise due to the size of your butt
- D.
I sit down, whats the big deal?
- 7.Look in the mirror. What do you see where your butt should be?
- A.
A bubble
- B.
Two huge watermelons
- C.
A flat board
- 8.Ask some guys how your butt looks. What do they say?(Answer as close as possible!)
- A.
It's ok...
- B.
You have a nice butt
- C.
Where is your butt?
- D.
Your butt is HUGE
- 9.Have a friend/boyfriend grab your butt. How do they describe it?(Answer as close as possible!)
- A.
You have a boney butt
- B.
Your butt is as soft as a pillow
- C.
Your butt is tight/hard
- D.
You have a nice/bubble butt
- 10.Have a friend/boyfriend slap/spank your butt. What happens?
- A.
Nothing, it sits there like a pancake
- B.
It wiggles and jiggles for like 5 minutes
- C.
It wiggles up and down for a second then is pretty still
- D.
It hurts his hand because my butt is so boney
- 11.If a guy were to randomly grab your butt in the hall you would_____.
- A.
Laugh and admire that he likes your butt
- B.
Slap him
- C.
Wonder in amazement how he found your butt because it's so small
- D.
Go on like nothing happened
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