Quiz Of Jizz.

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Test your knowledge about jizz. . Scoring above 90% will pass you, and scoring above 95% will get you a certificate of acheivement.

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1.

Jizz is:
- A.
  
  The most powerful substance in the universe
- B.
  
  Sperm/Cum
- C.
  
  Giant Enemy Crab
- D.
  
  Tasty.
Correct Answer
D. Tasty.
2.

The taste of jizz is affected by:
- A.
  
  Diet
- B.
  
  Condoms
- C.
  
  IDunno
- D.
  
  Your dad.
Correct Answer
D. Your dad.
3.

What is the atomic number of Jizz?
- A.
  
  1
- B.
  
  2
- C.
  
  666
- D.
  
  OVER 9000!
Correct Answer
D. OVER 9000!
4.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of jizz?
- A.
  
  Over 9,000
- B.
  
  One..two.. THREE!
- C.
  
  Jizz does not contain a tootsie roll center.
- D.
  
  IDunno
Correct Answer
C. Jizz does not contain a tootsie roll center.
5.

What is the purpose of Jizz?
- A.
  
  To create children.
- B.
  
  To use as an infinite source of energy
- C.
  
  A sports drink
- D.
  
  To fertilize the eggs of Giant Enemy Crabs.
Correct Answer
D. To fertilize the eggs of Giant Enemy Crabs.
6.

Stupid poor people.
- A.
  
  I have more money than you.
- B.
  
  You can't even afford FOOD!
- C.
  
  I'll shoot my load. All over you face and chest, and down your throat.
- D.
  
  If you come at me, I'll trip you and then I'll suck your nuts--I mean I'll punch your nuts. Cause sucking them would be GAY and I'm totally NOT gay, I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A
Correct Answer
B. You can't even afford FOOD!
7.

What kills people?
- A.
  
  My load.
- B.
  
  Guns
- C.
  
  Me
- D.
  
  Me with Guns
Correct Answer
A. My load.
8.

The next day, your alarm goes off. What do you do?
- A.
  
  I get up and get dressed
- B.
  
  I hit snooze
- C.
  
  I jizz in my pants
- D.
  
  Sleep some more
Correct Answer
C. I jizz in my pants
9.

You just ate a grape and
- A.
  
  You jizz in your pants.
- B.
  
  You let it travel through your esophagus and down your stomach.
- C.
  
  Nothing happens
- D.
  
  You throw up bile because it was a rotten grape that your brother jizzed on.
Correct Answer
A. You jizz in your pants.
10.

I jizz right in my pants
- A.
  
  Every time your next to me.
- B.
  
  You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
- C.
  
  I wear a rubber at all times
- D.
  
  Its a necessity.
Correct Answer
A. Every time your next to me.

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Quiz Of Jizz.

Jizz is:

The taste of jizz is affected by:

What is the atomic number of Jizz?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of jizz?

What is the purpose of Jizz?

Stupid poor people.

What kills people?

The next day, your alarm goes off. What do you do?

You just ate a grape and

I jizz right in my pants