Quiz Of Jizz.

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Test your knowledge about jizz. . Scoring above 90% will pass you, and scoring above 95% will get you a certificate of acheivement.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    Jizz is:

    • A.

      The most powerful substance in the universe

    • B.

      Sperm/Cum

    • C.

      Giant Enemy Crab

    • D.

      Tasty.

    Correct Answer
    D. Tasty.
  • 2. 

    The taste of jizz is affected by:

    • A.

      Diet

    • B.

      Condoms

    • C.

      IDunno

    • D.

      Your dad.

    Correct Answer
    D. Your dad.
  • 3. 

    What is the atomic number of Jizz?

    • A.

      1

    • B.

      2

    • C.

      666

    • D.

      OVER 9000!

    Correct Answer
    D. OVER 9000!
  • 4. 

    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of jizz?

    • A.

      Over 9,000

    • B.

      One..two.. THREE!

    • C.

      Jizz does not contain a tootsie roll center.

    • D.

      IDunno

    Correct Answer
    C. Jizz does not contain a tootsie roll center.
  • 5. 

    What is the purpose of Jizz?

    • A.

      To create children.

    • B.

      To use as an infinite source of energy

    • C.

      A sports drink

    • D.

      To fertilize the eggs of Giant Enemy Crabs.

    Correct Answer
    D. To fertilize the eggs of Giant Enemy Crabs.
  • 6. 

    Stupid poor people.

    • A.

      I have more money than you.

    • B.

      You can't even afford FOOD!

    • C.

      I'll shoot my load. All over you face and chest, and down your throat.

    • D.

      If you come at me, I'll trip you and then I'll suck your nuts--I mean I'll punch your nuts. Cause sucking them would be GAY and I'm totally NOT gay, I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A

    Correct Answer
    B. You can't even afford FOOD!
  • 7. 

    What kills people?

    • A.

      My load.

    • B.

      Guns

    • C.

      Me

    • D.

      Me with Guns

    Correct Answer
    A. My load.
  • 8. 

    The next day, your alarm goes off. What do you do?

    • A.

      I get up and get dressed

    • B.

      I hit snooze

    • C.

      I jizz in my pants

    • D.

      Sleep some more

    Correct Answer
    C. I jizz in my pants
  • 9. 

    You just ate a grape and

    • A.

      You jizz in your pants.

    • B.

      You let it travel through your esophagus and down your stomach.

    • C.

      Nothing happens

    • D.

      You throw up bile because it was a rotten grape that your brother jizzed on.

    Correct Answer
    A. You jizz in your pants.
  • 10. 

    I jizz right in my pants

    • A.

      Every time your next to me.

    • B.

      You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy

    • C.

      I wear a rubber at all times

    • D.

      Its a necessity.

    Correct Answer
    A. Every time your next to me.

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  • Current Version
  • Jul 30, 2011
    Quiz Edited by
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  • Nov 15, 2009
    Quiz Created by
    Mike Wing
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