Matron of Honor
The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
Live every week like its Shark Week
I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! NADER!
Miss Lemon I’m gonna kill you with a Bazooka!
Miss Lemon, I once dressed as Count Choc Kula and became convinced I could make chocolate guns with bleach, wool, iPods’ & peanut butter!
The Man in the Iron Mask
The Three Musketeers
The Count de Monte Cristo