Pirate Or Ninja

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Ninja Quizzes & Trivia

Which are you? Pirate, WOOT!or ninja, booooo!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you have a cat?
    • A. 

      Yes, cats r teh 1337 haxorz

    • B. 

      No, im gay

  • 2. 
    What is your prefered weapon?
    • A. 

      A gun. of any kind. preferably the MIRV.

    • B. 

      I little knife.

  • 3. 
    What is my favorite color?
    • A. 

      Green

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      Red

    • D. 

      Gold

    • E. 

      Purple

    • F. 

      Burple

    • G. 

      Grape Drank

  • 4. 
    WHich would you use to get around in?
    • A. 

      A boat. with t-pain.with LOTS of cannons.

    • B. 

      My feet.

  • 5. 
    Are you for gay marriage?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Hell, no!

  • 6. 
    Consider this:there is an island with a treasure gaurded by samurai. you can do one of two things to get this treasure
    • A. 

      Sneak around and kill a few samurai. then get the treasure and try to sneak off with it. but its a heavy treasure chest, so you cant carry it. the samurai see you and pull out their big-ass swords. you pull out your little knife.

    • B. 

      You blow the shit out of the island. then you blow the shit out of it again just for kicks. then you and your pirate crew raid the island. you take lots of booty, and then find the treasure. you open the treasure chest and inside, gold and a mermaid. you take both forms of booty. you notice a broken little knife in the corner, next to a bloody pile of sliced ninja. on your way back to your ship, you encounter a few samurai who are easily killed by your bullets.

  • 7. 
    Is chuck norris the best?
    • A. 

      OF COURSE!!!!

    • B. 

      No, micheal jackson is better.

  • 8. 
    Are you gay?
    • A. 

      Yes!!!

    • B. 

      HELLL NO!!!

  • 9. 
    Are you allowed to see ARGGGGGGG rated movies?
    • A. 

      YARGGGGGGG. i mean yes.

    • B. 

      No, im too gay.

  • 10. 
    Is this a question?
    • A. 

      7

    • B. 

      |^_^| (ima box!!)

  • 11. 
    Which is better?
    • A. 

      The Amazing Adventures of Tim and Seth

    • B. 

      Caution Ninja

  • 12. 
    Who is this?
    • A. 

      My first mate!

    • B. 

      I dont know this person. I hide in the shadows , so the only girl i know is my mom.

  • 13. 
    If god told you to jump off of a cliff, would you?
    • A. 

      Yes!!! Praise the Loooooordddddd.....splat

    • B. 

      Wtf would god want me to jump off of a cliff for?!?

  • 14. 
    What id your ethnicity?
    • A. 

      Asian

    • B. 

      White

    • C. 

      Black

    • D. 

      Hispanic/Mexican/Watever you want to call it

    • E. 

      Yes

    • F. 

      Other

  • 15. 
    The Last Question:What is your Name?What is your quest?What is the capital of assyria?
    • A. 

      Captian Morgan. To obtain any and all booty. Who the fuck cares? lets go pillage it!!!

    • B. 

      Ling Chou. To find a way to beat my enemy besides fighting him. im weak and small. Hold on, let me check my dictionary... The answer is that there were actually four capitals, all at different times.The first capital was the city of Assur,the capital moved to the new site of Nimrud,He built his new capital at Dur Sarukin. Sennacherib moved it to Nineveh. am i cool now?