You May Get
Andrew
Brian
Sleek running gear and a hoodie
Denim jacket and leather gloves
Black goth get-up and a parka
T-shirt and jeans
Immaculate designer wear
Hair-care products
Weed
Random nick-nacks
Running shoes
Text books - and a gun
Use your charm to win them over
Curl up in a ball and scream
Punch them in the face
Use outlandish 'mind tricks' to make them leave you alone
Strike up a friendship, and go bullying together
Screeching loudly in public
Setting off a fire alarm for no reason
Pulling a sickie so you can go shopping
Accidentally setting off a flare indoors
Taping somebody's butt-cheeks together
A quiz
A race
An eating contest
A beauty pageant
A fight
Everybody expects you to succeed
Everybody expects you to fail
Everybody expects you to be the best
Everybody expects you to be perfect
No one expects anything of you
"I'll do anything sexual"
"Hey, you're not urinating in here"
"Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?"
"Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much"
"Eat my shorts"
A reckless renegade who doesn't play by the rules
An ugly duckling turned beautiful swan
A sports-mad fitness fanatic
A good-looking pin-up with hidden depths
A really, really good book