Which Member Of Afb Are You?

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Which Member Of Afb Are You?

See which one of these faggots you're the most like.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How do you behave at parties?
    • A. 

      I don't always drink, but when I do I barf and then proceed to eat it rather than clean it up.

    • B. 

      I spend most of the time on the floor or in the bathroom.

    • C. 

      I wouldn't know, my girlfriend doesn't let me go.

    • D. 

      I get tired and scared.

    • E. 

      When single, I make an attempt at every girl in the room. When in a relationship, I attempt to engage in a deep talk with everyone in the room.

    • F. 

      I'm Mormon, bro. The only party I go to is Family Game Night.

    • G. 

      I only go if I've been forced to, and when I do I tweet nonsense the whole time.

    • H. 

      I always end up smoking, failing to get with a girl, and then blaming it on the weed.

    • I. 

      I focus solely on lip-syncing rap lyrics in the kitchen.

    • J. 

      While inebriated, I get horny to the point where gender and relationship status are null and void: all is fair game.

  • 2. 
    What's your catchphrase?
    • A. 

      "Shut up mom, just let me smoke my weeeeeeeed."

    • B. 

      "I can't, I have to have dinner with my family."

    • C. 

      "I just want to sleep in my own bed."

    • D. 

      "I'm tired."

    • E. 

      "What's going on this weekend?"

    • F. 

      "Yeah, it's gonna happen soon."

    • G. 

      "Sorry guys, party's cancelled."

    • H. 

      "Can I get a slap of that?"

    • I. 

      I don't have a catchphrase.

    • J. 

      "I'm hungry."

  • 3. 
    Who was your first love?
    • A. 

      Arlee Riveland

    • B. 

      Sarah Caviness

    • C. 

      Miko

    • D. 

      Marijuana

    • E. 

      Michelle Kuehn

    • F. 

      Sarah Elzinga

    • G. 

      Alyssa Roberts

    • H. 

      Cathryn Casey

    • I. 

      I don't know what love is anymore...

    • J. 

      Shannon Andersen

  • 4. 
    How did you join AFB?
    • A. 

      I was a founding member.

    • B. 

      I was the first to be asked to join.

    • C. 

      I was inducted in the Great Initiation of the 2011-2012 school year.

    • D. 

      I was featured on a hit single and subsequently added to the group.

    • E. 

      I kept pestering until I was let in.

    • F. 

      I kind of just said I was in it and the other members didn't have the heart to say I wasn't, so they let me in.

    • G. 

      I'm not in AFB/I don't want to be in AFB.

  • 5. 
    How many times have you watched Another Gay Movie?
    • A. 

      4-5

    • B. 

      2-3

    • C. 

      0-1

  • 6. 
    How did you lose your virginity?
    • A. 

      In a truck.

    • B. 

      I choose not to.

    • C. 

      The night before the world was supposed to end (12/21/12)... just in case.

    • D. 

      In Mitchsis' room.

    • E. 

      Without protection.

    • F. 

      Idk bro, but I'll have you know I've done it 9 times in one day.

    • G. 

      It's a mystery how I haven't yet.

    • H. 

      I haven't, but one time I slept with a girl and woke up with a used condom on the table next to me! It wasn't mine, though.

    • I. 

      I don't have time for that, I'm too busy smoking weeeeeeeeed.

    • J. 

      I'm waiting for the right girl.

  • 7. 
    Drink of choice?
    • A. 

      Rainier.

    • B. 

      Whatever's available, and all of it.

    • C. 

      Bombay. Just kidding, I only smoke weeeeeeed.

    • D. 

      Gin and Tonic with lime, which I inexplicably drink like a shot.

    • E. 

      Two beers at the same time.

    • F. 

      Natty Ice.

    • G. 

      I'll have a caffeine-free soda.

    • H. 

      Fireball. I can't drink mixed drinks, I have acid reflux.

    • I. 

      I'll have a s- wait hold on guys, did you hear that? Is that the cops?

    • J. 

      Fat Black.

    • K. 

      I don't really like drinking.

  • 8. 
    My parents love me.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    How attractive are you? Rate yourself.
    • A. 

      0-1

    • B. 

      2-4

    • C. 

      5-6

    • D. 

      7-8

    • E. 

      9-10

    • F. 

      8.5 on a good day.

  • 10. 
    Which middle school did you attend?
    • A. 

      Mattson Middle School

    • B. 

      Meridian Middle School

  • 11. 
    Why do you drive the car you drive?
    • A. 

      Because I got it used & cheap.

    • B. 

      Because I crashed my other one(s).

    • C. 

      I chose to drive this one today rather than my other choice(s).

    • D. 

      Because my sister has mine at the moment.

    • E. 

      Because it's ugly and cheap so I don't care if it smells like weeeeeeed.

  • 12. 
    Who is your favorite of these rappers/rap groups?
    • A. 

      Kanye West

    • B. 

      Vanilla Ice

    • C. 

      Childish Gambino

    • D. 

      Wu-Tang Clan

    • E. 

      Passion Pit

    • F. 

      None. Can't spell "crap" without "rap."

    • G. 

      Doesn't matter, as long as they rap about smoking weeeeeeeed.

    • H. 

      DMX

    • I. 

      Other, because I can't make a decision about anything. "If you stand in the middle of the road, you're gonna get hit" - Gary Busey

  • 13. 
    Thoughts on Brian?
    • A. 

      He's a selfish, inconsiderate asshole.

    • B. 

      He's cute and I like him.

    • C. 

      I don't have a strong opinion about Brian.

  • 14. 
    Why do you use twitter?
    • A. 

      To tweet about trippy things and weeeeeeed, bro.

    • B. 

      To complain and gripe about popular topics.

    • C. 

      I don't use it at all.

    • D. 

      I don't use it very much.

    • E. 

      To try and get as many favorites as possible.

    • F. 

      My ultimate goal is to complete the transition into a parody account.

    • G. 

      To subtweet girls and completely ruin my chances with them.

    • H. 

      To tweet about deep, sappy, melodramatic things.

    • I. 

      To peruse through porn & anime accounts.

  • 15. 
    Thoughts on your own penis?
    • A. 

      It's perfectly average-sized, but beautiful.

    • B. 

      It's small and dirty.

    • C. 

      It's "six inches."

    • D. 

      I use it for everything but masturbating.

    • E. 

      Looks kinda like a bong...

    • F. 

      I like it!

    • G. 

      I assume it's pretty big, because my girlfriend won't shut up about it.

    • H. 

      I'm not sure what it really looks like because I always have a boner.

  • 16. 
    When did you have your first kiss? (Before middle school does not count).
    • A. 

      Middle school.

    • B. 

      Summer in-between 8th and 9th grade.

    • C. 

      9th - 11th grade.

    • D. 

      12th grade (including summer after junior year).

  • 17. 
    How much do you like coffee?
    • A. 

      Can't go a day without it.

    • B. 

      I love it to the point where I spend ~$5 on it every morning.

    • C. 

      I only like white chocolate mochas.

    • D. 

      Don't really like it.

    • E. 

      Can't drink it, bro. I'll go to hell.

    • F. 

      It's alright.

    • G. 

      I like it like I like my women - black.

  • 18. 
    What is your typical routine the morning after a party?
    • A. 

      Wandering around the house and pretending to clean up.

    • B. 

      Getting roasted by my friends.

    • C. 

      Going home early.

    • D. 

      Cleaning the filth off of myself because I was a blundering animal the night before.

    • E. 

      Cleaning up.

    • F. 

      Saying my own name loudly until everyone else wakes up.

    • G. 

      Making breakfast.

    • H. 

      I wouldn't be at a party in the first place, especially not if it was Saturday night. Can't be out on Sunday, bro.

  • 19. 
    How much nookie have you gotten?
    • A. 

      I've banged it out a few times.

    • B. 

      Just kissing.

    • C. 

      Third base.

  • 20. 
    Which is the gayer act? Think carefully.
    • A. 

      Having sex with a dude.

    • B. 

      Jacking off to gay porn.

  • 21. 
    Who is your favorite of the Twitter Trio?
    • A. 

      @BenGetsShitty

    • B. 

      @BasedDilly

    • C. 

      @CoolCatCannon

  • 22. 
    What is your most prominent feature?
    • A. 

      My enormous lips.

    • B. 

      My long neck.

    • C. 

      My big nose.

    • D. 

      My sharp, vaguely Middle Eastern features.

    • E. 

      My overwhelming scent of dank.

    • F. 

      My extreme, almost feminine sensitivity.

    • G. 

      My strange pattern of speech.

    • H. 

      The fact that I look inexplicably lightskin.

    • I. 

      My horrible life choices.