Magic makes everything better.
When in doubt, pull out a gun.
If you get caught groping, pretend you're blind.
Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!
So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog or a fish?
Jim and Pam date and then get married.
Jim went to Stamford but then came back.
Michael forms the Michael Scott Paper Company which is then dissolved.
Jim was made co-manager but was later demoted.
Out of Character Moment