Front-yard parking violations
Noise ordinance violations
Paint color violations
Grow better-tasting berries
Grow blueberries beside strawberries
Keep pests away
Giant Blue Devil foam fingers
A dangling letter A in the word "Durham" had to be rebolted.
A broken window had to be replaced.
A parking lot for lawyers had to be repaved.
A nest of endangered birds had to be removed from the roof.
The latest "Sharknado" movie
The finale of "The Voice"
The World Cup
The NBA playoffs
Send Fedora a gym membership.
Pose for their own shirtless picture.
Pose for a picture with six-packs of beverages.
Launch a fake Twitter account with Fedora's name.
"First in NASCAR"
"First in Patriotism"
"First in Education"
"First in Freedom"