What's Your Weird Death?

7 Questions | By Kaitvani | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 286

Gurl, how are you gonna die? You gonna die with a chicken? You gonna die sagging your pants all over the floor? Gurl, take this quiz to find out!

You May Get

You will die by tripping over a rock

you dumb as fuck. you were walking home from the proctologist and BAM you trip over a rock and slam your head into the pavement; smearing your blood all over an old lady eating cookies and pie flavored pie.

You will die by...... being too indian.

Hide yo rotis. Hide yo curry. Cuz you too indian, bro. You simply combusted because you're.... too indian.... (too hot) And next time, don't eat too many rotis.

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

Are you dead or naw?
- A.
  
  Uhm.... no?
- B.
  
  Aw hell naw whatchu talkin bout hoe?
- C.
  
  Nigga if i was dead i wouldn't be taking this quiz
- D.
  
  Yes.... please
- E.
  
  No.
2.

What's your favorite animal?
- A.
  
  BEARS 4 LYFE MAN
- B.
  
  Dog
- C.
  
  Grizzly Bear
- D.
  
  Polar Bear
- E.
  
  Black Bear
- F.
  
  Panda Bear
- G.
  
  Brown Bear
- H.
  
  Bears.
- I.
  
  I don't understand this question.
3.

Why u eatin so much chicken?
- A.
  
  Why u naked in mah kitchen?
- B.
  
  Sorry im fat (mcdonalds 4 lyfe)
- C.
  
  Im indian so no
- D.
  
  Does rice count as chicken?
- E.
  
  Because it crossed the road
- F.
  
  What the hell is this? I'm so confused.
4.

Do you like bears?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Hell yes
- C.
  
  Fuck yes
- D.
  
  YEEAAUUHHH
- E.
  
  No because im a faggot
- F.
  
  I wanna go home..
5.

RP: When you are walking down the road, this faggot comes up to you and tries to steal yo weave. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Aw hell naw. i aint got no weave whatchu talkin bout gurl?
- B.
  
  BITCH DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY WEAVE, I WILL CUT YOU.
- C.
  
  I will rip your cheeto-sized disco stick off and feed it to the gay babies.
- D.
  
  I would call the police?
- E.
  
  I'm indian
- F.
  
  Was the faggot a bear?
- G.
  
  What kind of quiz is this?
6.

What type of weapon would you use against a gigantic taco monster?
- A.
  
  My mouth?
- B.
  
  Spork.
- C.
  
  Bears
- D.
  
  The rat's big nose
- E.
  
  Mr. bean
- F.
  
  Malcolm kelley's rock hard abs (if he has any..)
- G.
  
  Sword
- H.
  
  Wtf
7.

Are you a fast runner?
- A.
  
  I run like a crab; sideways.
- B.
  
  Yeah. i practice from running away from the cops.
- C.
  
  You lookin at a pro right here *flicks collar up*
- D.
  
  Nope. my bear can carry me.
- E.
  
  I'm slow as fuck