What's Your Weird Death?

7 Questions | Total Attempts: 137

Weird Quizzes & Trivia

Gurl, how are you gonna die? You gonna die with a chicken? You gonna die sagging your pants all over the floor? Gurl, take this quiz to find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you dead or naw?
    • A. 

      Uhm.... no?

    • B. 

      Aw hell naw whatchu talkin bout hoe?

    • C. 

      Nigga if i was dead i wouldn't be taking this quiz

    • D. 

      Yes.... please

    • E. 

      No.

  • 2. 
    What's your favorite animal?
    • A. 

      BEARS 4 LYFE MAN

    • B. 

      Dog

    • C. 

      Grizzly Bear

    • D. 

      Polar Bear

    • E. 

      Black Bear

    • F. 

      Panda Bear

    • G. 

      Brown Bear

    • H. 

      Bears.

    • I. 

      I don't understand this question.

  • 3. 
    Why u eatin so much chicken?
    • A. 

      Why u naked in mah kitchen?

    • B. 

      Sorry im fat (mcdonalds 4 lyfe)

    • C. 

      Im indian so no

    • D. 

      Does rice count as chicken?

    • E. 

      Because it crossed the road

    • F. 

      What the hell is this? I'm so confused.

  • 4. 
    Do you like bears?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Hell yes

    • C. 

      Fuck yes

    • D. 

      YEEAAUUHHH

    • E. 

      No because im a faggot

    • F. 

      I wanna go home..

  • 5. 
    RP: When you are walking down the road, this faggot comes up to you and tries to steal yo weave. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Aw hell naw. i aint got no weave whatchu talkin bout gurl?

    • B. 

      BITCH DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING MY WEAVE, I WILL CUT YOU.

    • C. 

      I will rip your cheeto-sized disco stick off and feed it to the gay babies.

    • D. 

      I would call the police?

    • E. 

      I'm indian

    • F. 

      Was the faggot a bear?

    • G. 

      What kind of quiz is this?

  • 6. 
    What type of weapon would you use against a gigantic taco monster?
    • A. 

      My mouth?

    • B. 

      Spork.

    • C. 

      Bears

    • D. 

      The rat's big nose

    • E. 

      Mr. bean

    • F. 

      Malcolm kelley's rock hard abs (if he has any..)

    • G. 

      Sword

    • H. 

      Wtf

  • 7. 
    Are you a fast runner?
    • A. 

      I run like a crab; sideways.

    • B. 

      Yeah. i practice from running away from the cops.

    • C. 

      You lookin at a pro right here *flicks collar up*

    • D. 

      Nope. my bear can carry me.

    • E. 

      I'm slow as fuck

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