What's Your Safe Word?

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When you join us this weekend at SAFE WORDS 2014, it'll be good to know your "safe word" in case things get a little too extreme. Here's a guide to help you navigate your way. . .


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Drink of choice?
    • A. 

      Cosmopolitans, Daiquiris, anything sweet.

    • B. 

      Vodka straight up, like a boss!

    • C. 

      Water, just lots and lots of water.

    • D. 

      I like mixing it up, beer, wine, cocktails, whatever fits my mood.

  • 2. 
    What kind of sexual being are you?
    • A. 

      Monogamous. I am very loyal to one person, as well as my country.

    • B. 

      Phantasmagoria. I want to explore my deepest, darkest, most forbidden desires with you.

    • C. 

      Bonobo monkey! I don't care what you got, just put it in me!!!

    • D. 

      The Adventurer. I want to take a journey with someone that's always exciting but still in it for the long haul.

  • 3. 
    If you had to have one of these fetishes, which would it be?
    • A. 

      Autoerotic asphyxiation - "Go-o on, go-o on, come on leave me breathless…"

    • B. 

      Foot fetish - Give me your digits, baby.

    • C. 

      Necrophilia - Rigor mortis makes me stiff!

    • D. 

      Sadism - Whips and shackles and chains, oh my!

  • 4. 
    Which of the four food groups would you choose to spice up your love life as erotic food play?
    • A. 

      Fruits and Vegetables - (but maybe just a banana…)

    • B. 

      Dairy - Who doesn't like downing a tall glass of frothy white liquid?

    • C. 

      Meats - Hows about you take a big bite of my roasted leg of lamb?

    • D. 

      Grains - I want you to pinch a loaf…of bread all over my body.

  • 5. 
    What scares you the most?
    • A. 

      Never feeling satisfied.

    • B. 

      Losing someone.

    • C. 

      Being oppressed.

    • D. 

      Going insane.

  • 6. 
    Which sense arouses you the most in bed?
    • A. 

      Smell

    • B. 

      Sound

    • C. 

      Touch

    • D. 

      Sight

  • 7. 
    If your sex life could be described as an ice cream flavour, which one would it be?
    • A. 

      Rocky Road

    • B. 

      Vanilla

    • C. 

      Creamsicle

    • D. 

      Salted Caramel

  • 8. 
    Pick an art movement.
    • A. 

      Surrealism

    • B. 

      Minimalism

    • C. 

      Romanticism

    • D. 

      Baroque

  • 9. 
    Pick your Poison.
    • A. 

      Junk/Comfort Food

    • B. 

      Workoholic

    • C. 

      Bath Salts

    • D. 

      Ssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx

  • 10. 
    Choose your vacation destination.
    • A. 

      Iceland

    • B. 

      Australia

    • C. 

      Mother Russia

    • D. 

      Gay Paris

  • 11. 
    What would your fortune cookie say to you right at this moment?
    • A. 

      Ditch your date. That hottie across the bar is totally checking you out right now.

    • B. 

      Geese can be troublesome.

    • C. 

      All those dumplings are gonna give you like major gas in about a couple hours.

    • D. 

      This is the best Chinese restaurant in the world. The cookie says it so now it is true.

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