When you join us this weekend at SAFE WORDS 2014, it'll be good to know your "safe word" in case things get a little too extreme. Here's a guide to help you navigate your way. . .
You May Get
"Fuzzy Navel"
"Stalingrad"
Cosmopolitans, Daiquiris, anything sweet.
Vodka straight up, like a boss!
Water, just lots and lots of water.
I like mixing it up, beer, wine, cocktails, whatever fits my mood.
Monogamous. I am very loyal to one person, as well as my country.
Phantasmagoria. I want to explore my deepest, darkest, most forbidden desires with you.
Bonobo monkey! I don't care what you got, just put it in me!!!
The Adventurer. I want to take a journey with someone that's always exciting but still in it for the long haul.
Autoerotic asphyxiation - "Go-o on, go-o on, come on leave me breathless…"
Foot fetish - Give me your digits, baby.
Necrophilia - Rigor mortis makes me stiff!
Sadism - Whips and shackles and chains, oh my!
Fruits and Vegetables - (but maybe just a banana…)
Dairy - Who doesn't like downing a tall glass of frothy white liquid?
Meats - Hows about you take a big bite of my roasted leg of lamb?
Grains - I want you to pinch a loaf…of bread all over my body.
Never feeling satisfied.
Losing someone.
Being oppressed.
Going insane.
Smell
Sound
Touch
Sight
Rocky Road
Vanilla
Creamsicle
Salted Caramel
Surrealism
Minimalism
Romanticism
Baroque
Junk/Comfort Food
Workoholic
Bath Salts
Ssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx
Iceland
Australia
Mother Russia
Gay Paris
Ditch your date. That hottie across the bar is totally checking you out right now.
Geese can be troublesome.
All those dumplings are gonna give you like major gas in about a couple hours.
This is the best Chinese restaurant in the world. The cookie says it so now it is true.
Wait!
Here's an interesting quiz for you.