What's Your Safe Word?
When you join us this weekend at SAFE WORDS 2014, it'll be good to know your "safe word" in case things get a little too extreme. Here's a guide to help you navigate your way. . .
- 1.
![Drink of choice?
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Drink of choice?- A.
Cosmopolitans, Daiquiris, anything sweet.
- B.
Vodka straight up, like a boss!
- C.
Water, just lots and lots of water.
- D.
I like mixing it up, beer, wine, cocktails, whatever fits my mood.
- 2.
![What kind of sexual being are you?
- ProProfs]( "What kind of sexual being are you?")
What kind of sexual being are you?- A.
Monogamous. I am very loyal to one person, as well as my country.
- B.
Phantasmagoria. I want to explore my deepest, darkest, most forbidden desires with you.
- C.
Bonobo monkey! I don't care what you got, just put it in me!!!
- D.
The Adventurer. I want to take a journey with someone that's always exciting but still in it for the long haul.
- 3.
![If you had to have one of these fetishes, which would it be?
- ProProfs]( "If you had to have one of these fetishes, which would it be?")
If you had to have one of these fetishes, which would it be?- A.
Autoerotic asphyxiation - "Go-o on, go-o on, come on leave me breathless…"
- B.
Foot fetish - Give me your digits, baby.
- C.
Necrophilia - Rigor mortis makes me stiff!
- D.
Sadism - Whips and shackles and chains, oh my!
- 4.
![Which of the four food groups would you choose to spice up your love life as erotic food play?
- ProProfs]( "Which of the four food groups would you choose to spice up your love life as erotic food play?")
Which of the four food groups would you choose to spice up your love life as erotic food play?- A.
Fruits and Vegetables - (but maybe just a banana…)
- B.
Dairy - Who doesn't like downing a tall glass of frothy white liquid?
- C.
Meats - Hows about you take a big bite of my roasted leg of lamb?
- D.
Grains - I want you to pinch a loaf…of bread all over my body.
- 5.
![What scares you the most?
- ProProfs]( "What scares you the most?")
What scares you the most?- A.
Never feeling satisfied.
- B.
Losing someone.
- C.
Being oppressed.
- D.
Going insane.
- 6.
![Which sense arouses you the most in bed?
- ProProfs]( "Which sense arouses you the most in bed?")
Which sense arouses you the most in bed?- A.
Smell
- B.
Sound
- C.
Touch
- D.
Sight
- 7.
![If your sex life could be described as an ice cream flavour, which one would it be?
- ProProfs]( "If your sex life could be described as an ice cream flavour, which one would it be?")
If your sex life could be described as an ice cream flavour, which one would it be?- A.
Rocky Road
- B.
Vanilla
- C.
Creamsicle
- D.
Salted Caramel
- 8.
![Pick an art movement.
- ProProfs]( "Pick an art movement.")
Pick an art movement.- A.
Surrealism
- B.
Minimalism
- C.
Romanticism
- D.
Baroque
- 9.
![Pick your Poison.
- ProProfs]( "Pick your Poison.")
Pick your Poison.- A.
Junk/Comfort Food
- B.
Workoholic
- C.
Bath Salts
- D.
Ssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx
- 10.
![Choose your vacation destination.
- ProProfs]( "Choose your vacation destination.")
Choose your vacation destination.- A.
Iceland
- B.
Australia
- C.
Mother Russia
- D.
Gay Paris
- 11.
![What would your fortune cookie say to you right at this moment?
- ProProfs]( "What would your fortune cookie say to you right at this moment?")
What would your fortune cookie say to you right at this moment?- A.
Ditch your date. That hottie across the bar is totally checking you out right now.
- B.
Geese can be troublesome.
- C.
All those dumplings are gonna give you like major gas in about a couple hours.
- D.
This is the best Chinese restaurant in the world. The cookie says it so now it is true.
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