Which OITNB Guy is Right For You?

From Pornstache to Healy to Larry Bloom, the guys of Orange Is The New Black are mostly terrible. But hey, you're behind bars so beggars can't be choosers. Take this quiz and open the cell to your mystery date. Maybe you'll get lucky and land that one-legged cutie John Bennett!


Orange is the New Black Season 2 premieres exclusively on Netflix June 6th. You can also catch up on the entire first season at Netflix.com/Orange.