Which Oitnb Guy Is Right For You?
From Pornstache to Healy to Larry Bloom, the guys of Orange Is The New Black are mostly terrible. But hey, you're behind bars so beggars can't be choosers. Take this quiz and open the cell to your mystery date. Maybe you'll get lucky and land that one-legged cutie John Bennett! Orange is the New Black Season 2 premieres exclusively on Netflix June 6th. You can also catch up on the entire first season at Netflix. Com/Orange.
- 1.Lights out! Where do you rest your head?
- A.
The top bunk
- B.
The bottom bunk
- C.
Don't mind me, I’ll just sleep on the floor by the toilet.
- 2.The worst thing about being prison is...
- A.
The loss of privacy
- B.
The lousy food
- C.
Gang violence
- D.
I look terrible in orange
- E.
I can't get Netflix
- 3.I'd prefer a cellmate who...
- A.
Kept to themselves
- B.
Had a sunny disposition
- C.
Brought me cigarettes and homemade hooch
- D.
Could help me plan a prison break
- E.
Didn't stare at me while on the crapper
- 4.True or False: "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"
- A.
True
- B.
False
- C.
Everyone knows a shiv is a girl's best friend
- 5.Favorite prison yard recreational activity...
- A.
Working out
- B.
Starting a riot
- C.
Bible study
- D.
Basketball
- E.
Betting on cockroach races
- 6.When I get out the joint I'm going to...
- A.
Walk the straight and narrow
- B.
Have a long hot bath
- C.
Rob a bank
- D.
Get me some booty
- E.
Get even with the rat who put me in here
- 7.Love is…
- A.
Never having to say you’re sorry
- B.
Never having to pay for it
- C.
Not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction
- D.
Candy and flowers
- E.
Like coming home after a long trip
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