Path leading to a huge castle
Path leading to a beach
Path leading to a meadow where your friends sit waiting for you
Path leading to a theme park
Hurting someone else or yourself in a fit of rage
Getting close to people emotionally
Lived to the fullest
Made an impact on the world
Be loved and adored
The oak door with a silver knob from which you can hear your friend calling your name.
The intricately engraved golden door which has engraved on it "I open for the worthy"
The silver door engraved with an ancient map of the lost city of Atlantis.
The mahogany door whose knob is shaking
Allow them both to come to you individually and give them each advice. If they follow your instruction they should be fine without you having to lift a finger, if not it's not your problem.
Talk with them both together. With you there to help guide their coversation, all their feelings will be vented out without hurt feelings or broken friendships.
Let them vent to you individually and be a shoulder to cry on. There's not much else you can do, unfortunately.
Yell at them both for picking such a stupid fight and thereby risking such an awesome friendship.
Jump in the water in an attempt to fight it
Get everyone to plug their ears and avoid the siren at all costs
Rally up your friends and get everyone to fight the siren together
Go below deck and avoid the whole situation
Stay above deck and do as your told, someone else will think of an excellent plan