Full-time status
Spanish language menus
Free uniforms
Higher pay
Local news camera crews
Google Earth
Volunteer brigades
Predator drones
Making them in designer colors.
Making them more resistant to cold temperatures.
Making them taste better.
Making them seedless.
Bubonic plague
HIV
Distemper
Measles
The requirements are too rigorous.
Schools can’t get reimbursed for the meals.
Students won’t eat the food.
Many school kitchens are not equipped to prepare the meals.
Stadium vendors are limited to selling only between innings.
A new anti-loitering ordinance will keep fans from gathering outside the park.
Fans are no longer allowed to bring their own gloves.
A new video board will block them.
Scotty McCreery
Richard Petty
Nik Wallenda
Taylor Swift
The expiration date will be spelled out.
An “adult” version will include a non-childproof cap.
A warning will be printed on the cap.
Product information will be in English and Spanish.
Hand out Bibles on Fayetteville Street.
Block traffic while demonstrating in support of the fast-food workers.
Distribute food to the needy downtown.
Spend the night on downtown sidewalks in support of the homeless.
Asheville
Rockingham
Wilkesboro
Raleigh
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