Who Said IT: Richard Dawkins Or Basil Fawlty?

"Do you idiots seriously think I give a damn about my stupid honey? It's the PRINCIPLE I care about. Get it? Principle, not honey, principle."

"Have you any idea of how much there is to do? Do you ever think of that? Of course not! You're all too busy sticking your noses into every corner, poking about for things to complain about, aren't you? Well let me tell you something - this is exactly how Nazi Germany started!"

"Why don't you talk properly?"

""At this time, at this time, at this time, at this time." What ever happened to "now"?"

"I respect you too much to patronise you by "respecting" your ridiculous beliefs"

"Are you listening to me? Hello, can... Hello, can anybody hear me? Have I ceased to exist? Have I suddenly become invisible?"

"Everything probably offends somebody."

"Do I detect the smell of burning martyr?"