Which Snake Oil Merchant Are You?

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How much Oil would a Merchant Snake, If a Merchant could Snake Oil?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Choose a catch phrase
    • A. 

      A good gag is never a bad gag.

    • B. 

      You lucky, lucky bitch!

    • C. 

      How long has -(insert item)- been broken for?

    • D. 

      *Rolls eyes, pulls awkward face, loosens collar*

    • E. 

      Frickin' Shit Yeah!

    • F. 

      Haha!

    • G. 

      No one thinks you're funny or clever.

  • 2. 
    Choose a drink & a snack.
    • A. 

      Coffee and Cherry Pie.

    • B. 

      Milk & something from the bakery.

    • C. 

      Beer, Dumplings & Fortune Cookies.

    • D. 

      Secret Chips and a 'Pink & Tasty' (Tooheys Old & a dash of raspberry).

    • E. 

      Any drink will do & dope cookies.

    • F. 

      Jameson on the rocks & a Burrito

    • G. 

      Gin & Soda and Tacos.

  • 3. 
    Favourite thing to do after a gig...
    • A. 

      Collect & count money.

    • B. 

      Watch 'Seinfeld' and eat chips.

    • C. 

      Climb tall buildings.

    • D. 

      Get trashy & have a good time.

    • E. 

      Visit relatives that no one has ever heard of.

    • F. 

      Aggressive flirting. (May include actual wrestling).

    • G. 

      Bust out dance moves no one knew you had.

  • 4. 
    When not on tour, what is your favourite passtime?
    • A. 

      Riding my bicycle around the world.

    • B. 

      Plucking chickens & plucking the banjo.

    • C. 

      Collecting obscure quotes, facts & artefacts.

    • D. 

      Watching 'Seinfeld' with my family.

    • E. 

      Getting trashy & having a good time.

    • F. 

      Booking the next tour.

    • G. 

      Science and the environment and stuff.

  • 5. 
    How do you travel?
    • A. 

      In the drivers seat of Bambino, a.k.a 'the Juju van'.

    • B. 

      In the driver's seat of Le Plum a.ka. 'The Juju limo'.

    • C. 

      In the back seat of the van.

    • D. 

      On the engine with my bag of quotes.

    • E. 

      Next to my buddy Turk.

    • F. 

      Shotgun.

    • G. 

      I fly, right after a quick ciggie on the tarmac.

  • 6. 
    Who would play you in the film?
    • A. 

      Jack Black

    • B. 

      Keifer Sutherland

    • C. 

      Danny Devito

    • D. 

      Alicia Silverstone

    • E. 

      Lou Diamond Phillips

    • F. 

      Lionel Ritchie

    • G. 

      Steve Buscemi

  • 7. 
    A question you've been asked?
    • A. 

      Oh, were you in the band? Which one were you?

    • B. 

      Are you Augie March?

    • C. 

      Are you my son?

  • 8. 
    People confuse you for or tell you you look like...
    • A. 

      Mojo's brother

    • B. 

      Saw the Saw

    • C. 

      A man

    • D. 

      I once mistook MYSELF for a Snake.

  • 9. 
    Signature thing you do...
    • A. 

      Make video diaries of everything

    • B. 

      Soul destroyer

    • C. 

      Stage dive into the drum kit

    • D. 

      Get drunk & fall off stage... or at least threaten to.

    • E. 

      Play it cool

    • F. 

      Your teeth come out of your head when you sing

    • G. 

      As many trips to the bar as possible during the show

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