Which Snake Oil Merchant Are You?
How much Oil would a Merchant Snake, If a Merchant could Snake Oil?
- 1.Choose a catch phrase
- A.
A good gag is never a bad gag.
- B.
You lucky, lucky bitch!
- C.
How long has -(insert item)- been broken for?
- D.
*Rolls eyes, pulls awkward face, loosens collar*
- E.
Frickin' Shit Yeah!
- F.
Haha!
- G.
No one thinks you're funny or clever.
- 2.Choose a drink & a snack.
- A.
Coffee and Cherry Pie.
- B.
Milk & something from the bakery.
- C.
Beer, Dumplings & Fortune Cookies.
- D.
Secret Chips and a 'Pink & Tasty' (Tooheys Old & a dash of raspberry).
- E.
Any drink will do & dope cookies.
- F.
Jameson on the rocks & a Burrito
- G.
Gin & Soda and Tacos.
- 3.Favourite thing to do after a gig...
- A.
Collect & count money.
- B.
Watch 'Seinfeld' and eat chips.
- C.
Climb tall buildings.
- D.
Get trashy & have a good time.
- E.
Visit relatives that no one has ever heard of.
- F.
Aggressive flirting. (May include actual wrestling).
- G.
Bust out dance moves no one knew you had.
- 4.When not on tour, what is your favourite passtime?
- A.
Riding my bicycle around the world.
- B.
Plucking chickens & plucking the banjo.
- C.
Collecting obscure quotes, facts & artefacts.
- D.
Watching 'Seinfeld' with my family.
- E.
Getting trashy & having a good time.
- F.
Booking the next tour.
- G.
Science and the environment and stuff.
- 5.How do you travel?
- A.
In the drivers seat of Bambino, a.k.a 'the Juju van'.
- B.
In the driver's seat of Le Plum a.ka. 'The Juju limo'.
- C.
In the back seat of the van.
- D.
On the engine with my bag of quotes.
- E.
Next to my buddy Turk.
- F.
Shotgun.
- G.
I fly, right after a quick ciggie on the tarmac.
- 6.Who would play you in the film?
- A.
Jack Black
- B.
Keifer Sutherland
- C.
Danny Devito
- D.
Alicia Silverstone
- E.
Lou Diamond Phillips
- F.
Lionel Ritchie
- G.
Steve Buscemi
- 7.A question you've been asked?
- A.
Oh, were you in the band? Which one were you?
- B.
Are you Augie March?
- C.
Are you my son?
- 8.People confuse you for or tell you you look like...
- A.
Mojo's brother
- B.
Saw the Saw
- C.
A man
- D.
I once mistook MYSELF for a Snake.
- 9.Signature thing you do...
- A.
Make video diaries of everything
- B.
Soul destroyer
- C.
Stage dive into the drum kit
- D.
Get drunk & fall off stage... or at least threaten to.
- E.
Play it cool
- F.
Your teeth come out of your head when you sing
- G.
As many trips to the bar as possible during the show
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