What Kind Of Shitty Social Media Site Are You?

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Find out what kind of annoying-as-fuck, clutters-up-your-Facebook-newsfeed website you are!


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Buzzfeed

You steal all your content from reddit and other websites, have inexplicably managed to carve out a niche among internet users, and have somehow learned the secret to  combining the shitty lists of Cracked, the mindless gifs of Tumblr, and the clickbaity gossip of TMZ into one malignant juggernaut of Facebook newsfeed-clogging bullshit. You are a cancer on the internet, a virus infecting all aspects of webdom.  Our only hope as a species is that one day, the prophecy will come true and The One will arrive to destroy you and everything you stand for.

Upworthy

  You won't BELIEVE the kind of shameless click-bait this one website has made its main business model!  You're the kind of website that makes liberals hate other liberals. You're that one guy at the party screaming about Darfur.  Yeah, sure, we all agree with you.  But shut the fuck up.
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is your alcohol of choice?
    • A. 

      What everybody else is drinking

    • B. 

      Worldy, ethnically-diverse spirits

    • C. 

      Appletini

    • D. 

      BEEEEEEEEER

    • E. 

      Weed. Wait, alcohol? Uh...

    • F. 

      The implication of this question that we all have an "alcohol of choice" is offensive.

    • G. 

      Jägermeister

  • 2. 
    What type of TV shows do you watch?
    • A. 

      All of them

    • B. 

      I don't own a TV. Cord-cutting was liberating.

    • C. 

      I'm not sure

    • D. 

      Workaholics, bro

    • E. 

      Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, and Breaking Bad

    • F. 

      SuperWhoLock

    • G. 

      Duck Dynasty

  • 3. 
    How do you prefer your GIFs?
    • A. 

      ALL OF THE GIFS

    • B. 

      I prefer embedded YouTube videos.

    • C. 

      I prefer still images

    • D. 

      BEEEEEEEER

    • E. 

      A cycle of the same gifs, repeated in different contexts

    • F. 

      Tinted yellow and really shitty

    • G. 

      What are GIFs?

  • 4. 
    Who do you steal your content from?
    • A. 

      Literally Everywhere

    • B. 

      News websites, YouTube

    • C. 

      Amazon

    • D. 

      What do you mean "content", bro?

    • E. 

      4Chan

    • F. 

      DeviantArt

    • G. 

      I don't steal shit! Who's running this test?!

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about black people?
    • A. 

      What the hell kind of question is that?

    • B. 

      That's really racist.

    • C. 

      Uh... what?

    • D. 

      Lol, wut, dude? Are you racist, bro?

    • E. 

      That question's funny because it's racist.

    • F. 

      This question is problematic.

    • G. 

      I hate 'em.

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