Which Joe Trainor Trio Song Are You?

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Which Joe Trainor Trio Song Are You?

You are a Joe Trainor song. I mean. . . Of course you are. We all are. But which song? I mean, you can't be all of them. Or can you? https://www. Reverbnation. Com/jt3/song/1452791-dicking-me-around


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're up early. You stretch, pee, throw on a robe, and head into the kitchen. What do you do first?
    • A. 

      Make coffee. MAKE COFFEE.

    • B. 

      Go get the morning paper.

    • C. 

      Have a seat. Relax. Take it easy. What's the hurry?

    • D. 

      Bump into the table because you are HUNG OVER. Where the hell are you, anyway?

    • E. 

      Stare wistfully out the window and scribble the first lines of a new, freeform poem.

    • F. 

      Check you bank account. Look at the stack of bills. Sigh.

  • 2. 
    You turn on the TV and scroll through the channels, and...oh! This looks good! It's...
    • A. 

      Pundits in bad suits yelling at each other.

    • B. 

      VH1.

    • C. 

      "Come on, girls! Lift those knees up higher! Only six more!"

    • D. 

      The Local Morning News.

    • E. 

      The Exorcist.

    • F. 

      Penn Jilette!

  • 3. 
    You just taught a piano lesson, and you've got an hour to kill before your next one. No sense going home - you'd have to turn right around. Insteand, you...
    • A. 

      ...park the car and put on some Billy Joel.

    • B. 

      ...head to the arcade for some pinball.

    • C. 

      ...find a quiet spot by the creek for some reflection.

    • D. 

      ...write angry letters to your local Congressmen.

    • E. 

      ...dance! You're fabulous!

    • F. 

      ...practice your rock star stance.

  • 4. 
    Man, you're hungry. Time to head out for some...
    • A. 

      ...Long John Silver's.

    • B. 

      ...tacos with extra hot sauce.

    • C. 

      ...Cracker Jack.

    • D. 

      ...Pepto Bismol.

    • E. 

      ...good local coffee and a croissant.

    • F. 

      ...meth.

  • 5. 
    A great night out consists of...
    • A. 

      ...catching closing night of "Little Shop."

    • B. 

      ...putting up posters on telephone poles.

    • C. 

      ...catching that band you love (crappy seats, but who cares).

    • D. 

      ...seeing a dark drama at the Multiplex and discussing it with your SO over dessert.

    • E. 

      ...therapy.

  • 6. 
    A great night IN consists of...
    • A. 

      ...trying to make a dent on that stack of papers.

    • B. 

      ...composing the perfect passive-aggressive status update.

    • C. 

      ...invite some friends over, have some drinks, discuss how people just don't connect anymore.

    • D. 

      ...mani's and pedi's.

    • E. 

      ...finally finishing that song/chapter/poem.

    • F. 

      ...reading books and magazines while feeling slightly superior to those staring at a glowing screen.

  • 7. 
    Which movie do you watch right before bed?
    • A. 

      Goodfellas

    • B. 

      Annie

    • C. 

      Picnic at Hanging Rock

    • D. 

      The Rose

    • E. 

      Heathers

    • F. 

      Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    • G. 

      Cast Away

    • H. 

      Repo Man

    • I. 

      The Wolf of Wall Street

  • 8. 
    Ah, bedtime. Even though you're not the praying sort, you figure it can't hurt, so you say a quick one, asking the Big Man's to provide you with...
    • A. 

      ...a dream that doesn't suck.

    • B. 

      ...your big break.

    • C. 

      ...rent money.

    • D. 

      ...good news for people you know.

    • E. 

      ...closure.

  • 9. 
    Are you Jim Smith?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

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