Which Local Musical Act Are You

6 Questions | Total Attempts: 72

Which Local Musical Act Are You

Hello, Delaware Valley (or so) Resident! Let's see which Hometown Hero you are!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You've got a gig tonight! What do you wear?
    • A. 

      Black vests and pants, red shirt and shoes

    • B. 

      Sexy dress, gloves, and zombie makeup

    • C. 

      Hat, glasses, piano-poundin' jeans

    • D. 

      Hairspray, odd-colored streaks and/or newsboy cap

    • E. 

      Walmart pants

  • 2. 
    What style of music will you be playing this evening?
    • A. 

      Synth & trumpet-based hard rock

    • B. 

      Acoustic dork rock

    • C. 

      Moderately funny songs

    • D. 

      Folk n' Americana

    • E. 

      Rockin' with the heat of a thousand suns

  • 3. 
    What sort of subjects will you be singing about?
    • A. 

      Heartsick phenomenons and Shanghai microphones

    • B. 

      Chicks

    • C. 

      Snow

    • D. 

      Pants

    • E. 

      Chuck Norris

  • 4. 
    What will you do after you perform?
    • A. 

      Pick up chicks

    • B. 

      Pick up dudes

    • C. 

      Snuggle with each other

    • D. 

      Start a fight

    • E. 

      Eat Doritos

  • 5. 
    What do you complain about?
    • A. 

      Google thinks we're dating

    • B. 

      People think it takes a large quantity of people to rock

    • C. 

      It's hard keeping up the pace

    • D. 

      John Cusack needs to be in more movies

    • E. 

      No one around here speaks Italian

  • 6. 
    What is your philosophy?
    • A. 

      Have a good time, all the time.

    • B. 

      Chicks, man. You know? Chicks.

    • C. 

      I got no religion for the rest of you.

    • D. 

      Start sinning.

    • E. 

      One person + one red box = magic.

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