Are You Really Close To God?

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Are You Really Close To God?

Are You Really Close To God? If you are a Christian, you most definitely have had a time that you think that God has left your side or you are not so close to him, and the quiz below is designed to help you see if you are indeed close to God or should find a way to get to the right path. Take it up and all the best in your journey.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Fruit from which tree yo?
    • A. 

      Tree of wisdom yo you need that

    • B. 

      Tree of life niggaz do gotta live fo like eva

    • C. 

      Apple tree cuz apples be good and shit

    • D. 

      Grapefruit tree cuz lifes all about choices pony up my niga

  • 2. 
    So say this nigga lucifer walks up frontin like bitch ima run dis joint whatcha gon do?
    • A. 

      Show da heat all biblical like 4 horsemen be killing babies and shit. shit crazy

    • B. 

      Bow down nigga you might look pussy but climb da ladder nigga we can play dis nigga

    • C. 

      Nigga of all the voices in my head you be the most annoying

    • D. 

      Show him your nascar collectible cups impress him with the facy shit you got

  • 3. 
    As we go on we remember?
    • A. 

      All the time we had together. vitamin c was real yo

    • B. 

      To summon the 8 dicked snake demon

    • C. 

      Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

    • D. 

      Blame our parents

  • 4. 
    2+2=
    • A. 

      Mayonaise

    • B. 

      4

    • C. 

      The never ending reflection imposed by the vanity of the soul

    • D. 

      Fuck nigga im just playing its this 4

  • 5. 
    John has 4 apples if he gives Sara 4 apples and then he gives drippy dicky dave no apples cause no one likes him how many apples does that leave me to sell back to the government?
    • A. 

      0

    • B. 

      There is no spoon

    • C. 

      42

    • D. 

      Play with the balls

  • 6. 
    • A. 

      Red

    • B. 

      Black

    • C. 

      Blue

    • D. 

      Red again

  • 7. 
    • A. 

      Pain

    • B. 

      Strife

    • C. 

      Sex

    • D. 

      Baby dont hurt me

  • 8. 
    If we look outside our superficial existence for a moment we realize that we sound batshit insane regardless of what we say will that actually impact anything?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      Banana

  • 9. 
    Are you?
    • A. 

      Correct

    • B. 

      Wrong

    • C. 

      Not effected

    • D. 

      Banana

  • 10. 
    The only acceptable answer is
    • A. 

      The fastest

    • B. 

      The easiest

    • C. 

      The correct answer

    • D. 

      The right answer