Which New Red Scare Character Are You?

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Which New Red Scare Character Are You?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Time to belly up to the bar!  You get ____
    • A. 

      SHOTS!

    • B. 

      Whisky on the rocks

    • C. 

      Tequila

    • D. 

      Water

    • E. 

      Someone else to buy you a beer

  • 2. 
    You find yourself most often exclaiming:
    • A. 

      "Amiright!?!?!"

    • B. 

      "You guys ever heard of this band, ______?"

    • C. 

      "Whatever, f*%@ it."

    • D. 

      "Did we sell anything yet?"

    • E. 

      "This snare sounds like s***."

  • 3. 
    Your action hero spirit guide is:
    • A. 

      The Batman

    • B. 

      Ezio Auditoire

    • C. 

      Han Solo

    • D. 

      Spider Jerusalem

    • E. 

      Agent Fox Mulder

  • 4. 
    When on stage you're typically ...
    • A. 

      Taking up 3x the space of a normal human being with your pedal board

    • B. 

      Dancing like you're in the midst of being electrocuted

    • C. 

      Off the stage, grinding up and down on everyone and their mother in the audience

    • D. 

      "Oh you're in the band? Sorry, I didn't see you there."

  • 5. 
    You're hungry and probably in the mood for...
    • A. 

      Something vegan.

    • B. 

      Sushi

    • C. 

      A BLT

    • D. 

      SHOTS!

    • E. 

      A very specific hot dog chain

  • 6. 
    Which record do you want to put on?
    • A. 

      Iggy & The Stooges

    • B. 

      Mean Jeans

    • C. 

      Bob Dylan

    • D. 

      Hub-City Stompers

    • E. 

      Smashing Pumpkins

  • 7. 
    After a great set, where can you usually be found?
    • A. 

      Behind the merch table

    • B. 

      Outside smoking a cig

    • C. 

      Packing up and hiding all your ridiculously expensive equipment

    • D. 

      Frantically searching for your phone, jacket, and everything else you misplaced

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