Whisky on the rocks
Someone else to buy you a beer
"You guys ever heard of this band, ______?"
"Whatever, f*%@ it."
"Did we sell anything yet?"
"This snare sounds like s***."
Agent Fox Mulder
Taking up 3x the space of a normal human being with your pedal board
Dancing like you're in the midst of being electrocuted
Off the stage, grinding up and down on everyone and their mother in the audience
"Oh you're in the band? Sorry, I didn't see you there."
A very specific hot dog chain
Iggy & The Stooges
Behind the merch table
Outside smoking a cig
Packing up and hiding all your ridiculously expensive equipment
Frantically searching for your phone, jacket, and everything else you misplaced